How big is YOUR penis?

J

--J()nes--

Active member
2 inch cru represent!!

*ski..

'yo can i get a nickle bag?'

'15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money dosent show then you owe me owe me owe...my jungle love owee owee oo'
 
what the........ ur wacked for sure.

'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!

-Dirty-
 
Sarah?!?! 17?!??! Jeez!! lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
i'll get back to you in the morning

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool (even though I've fuckin' graduated already - damn you jodi!!! DAMN YOU!!!)

representing the H.J.S. forever

Marge: 'Homer no, you'll kill us all'

Homer: 'Or die trying!'
 
welll mines 17.688965695 inches long

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
k, take the year you were born in, subtract 1900, and multiply by you show size then divide by the number that the first letter in you last name comes in in the alphabet (A=1, Z=26) and you have my penis size in inches.

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
 
i have an 80inch dick

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
Wouldn't you like to know.

You are all sick sick bastards

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....

I don't do drugs, just heroin.

Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
 
mine is... nevermind

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
haha well put andy

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
lol, andy i think you thought alittle too much about that one

ill tell ya how long in the morning....

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
My dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than all of your dicks.

This has been an automated message created by Marc
 
I don't have one, and that's probably for the best. lol Things would be kind of weird if I did.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
i have a 20 billion micrometer long penis. which means its aabout this big.

---)

Haaa! - Kiwitrash

'Its like a piece of god in my hand.' - Grayson Gordon
 
penises are fun!

*ski..

'yo can i get a nickle bag?'

'15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money dosent show then you owe me owe me owe...my jungle love owee owee oo'
 
fun until it gets steped on, I steped on mine the other day..... ouch!, I have wrap it around my leg a couple times then tape it so my knob dosent get dirty.

 
a dick is like a gun, once you start shootin it off, i can't hink of nething clever.

Porn sucks, but i need the money.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.

Read my daily words of wisdom at the 'Don't click this' thread in non-ski gabber!
 
my dick is so big, movie theathers now serve popcorn sizes: small, medium, large, and my dick.

This has been an automated message created by Marc
 
my cock was 10 inches until I got booted in da nuts when i tried to screw that bikini champion in costa rica

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me when some fag was at my party drinkin Coors light.
 
so resnic the extra size is for disabled small children whom have weak and undevloped stomaches.

*ski..

'yo can i get a nickle bag?'

'15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money dosent show then you owe me owe me owe...my jungle love owee owee oo'
 
those drew carey 101 big dick jokes are hilarious, lol.

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

 
whats the use of a big dick if you don't know how to use it?!?

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
what's the use of a small dick, if she can't even feel it! haha.......

mine is huge.... 1.249999998 in

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
I see ladies online....

if you're interested Blow - I mean *message* me.

seriously there's a race first one to bl....message me will win.

hmmmmmm I'm thinking new profile catagory.

MD... Dain bramaged.
 
...ha...

Everybody knows that skiers have the biggest wangs.

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
 
Drew Carey's 101 big dick jokes are so damn funny. But a couple of them are sort of odd...

but drew carey is the man

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everybody knows its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean...... but I havent met a girl yet that couldnt resist a big boat.

 
brooke is the only one alowed know

Jack Black: This is the last time Tenecious D will rock the house... after a Tenecious D dive I broke my spine and the heroin and crack are getting to me, so after the concert I'm going to jump off the Gorge. But don't worry we already have 3 albums recorded, 5 music videos, and 3 full movies recorded and in the can... the D will rock on with out us

Crowd: huge cheers

Kyle: Why are they cheering?

Jack Black: because that’s fucking hardcore!

 
how big is my dick?

well, i'm sponsored by Vivid Video.

u can now imaging how big and stiff it it.

Fear is the mind killer!
 
Why doesn't someone come over and find out (for the love of god, GIRLS ONLY)

________________________

Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
any ladies want to see my schlong?

five dolla!

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
 
hello ladys, my dick is 11 inches... AROUND!!! think bout it. haha i love tha movie line

Jack Black: This is the last time Tenecious D will rock the house... after a Tenecious D dive I broke my spine and the heroin and crack are getting to me, so after the concert I'm going to jump off the Gorge. But don't worry we already have 3 albums recorded, 5 music videos, and 3 full movies recorded and in the can... the D will rock on with out us

Crowd: huge cheers

Kyle: Why are they cheering?

Jack Black: because that’s fucking hardcore!

 
ok dude here they are-

'my dicks so big, that my dick has a dick and even that dick is bigger than your dick.'

'my dicks so big it takes 4 fat ladies and a team of clydesdales to jerk me off.'

'my dicks so big its in colorado right now.'

'my dicks so big it hit 470 in the minors before hurting its knee.'

'my dicks so big it could kick your dads ass.'

'my dicks so big it can seat 6.'

'my dicks so big movie theaters now serve popcorn in small , medium, large and my dick.'

there you go, ok?

Go Red Sox

Yankees Suck

NOMAR GARCIAPARRA IS MY NON-SKIING HERO
 
kill the this thread before peopel starting showing their penii......................i vote a new thread should be created.....'how big is YOUR boobs'

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
Fuck that...there aint no killing the penis...nspp(newschoolers penis palls) REPRESENT!!

*ski..

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp

1 44

2 45s

3 loaded clips

4 niggas ride
 
since the accident it hasnt been the same but for a visual of what happened

recipe39-step6-400w.jpg


 
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