How am I not pro yet?!

[CalvinStork]

i taked all your guys advice but im not pro yet ): i dont even have a sponsor and im getting frustrated. any more tips on how to get pro? +K i can 3 tail grab and 5 almost every time

 

[.jif]

If your sponsor tape has all 180s and a 360 in a mini park you will get free gear in no time.

 

[SpookyCat]

Well for one, you're named after the most useless bird in the animal kingdom. No company wants to be represented by some jack off named stork.

 

[DIX~]

Can't even backflip? You'll never be pro til you backflip

 

[.jif]

If your sponsor tape has all 180s and a 360 in a mini park you will get free gear in no time.

Or get a go pro and ride around your local hill.

 

[suup]

i taked all your guys advice but im not pro yet ): i dont even have a sponsor and im getting frustrated. any more tips on how to get pro? +K i can 3 tail grab and 5 almost every time

You obiviously dont have full tilts or xxxxxxl jiberish. Op go get your mom to take you to the store. Come back to newschoolers when you are ready.

 

[Wheat]

Because you're shit

 

[S.J.W]

"Throw future spins get paid" -Tom Wallisch

You have to be a 2350 kind of guy.

 

[907powshredder]

Those are baby steps man. 720s and backflips is when small companies will start looking at ya. Any decent park skier can 3 or 5 so companies aren't going to sponsor every single person that can.

 

[[tk]]

Those are baby steps man. 720s and backflips is when small companies will start looking at ya. Any decent park skier can 3 or 5 so companies aren't going to sponsor every single person that can.

You're saying you can throw 3's and 5's? Yea right. Get the fuck outta here Wallisch

 

[.GUCCI.]

i taked all your guys advice but im not pro yet ): i dont even have a sponsor and im getting frustrated. any more tips on how to get pro? +K i can 3 tail grab and 5 almost every time

I hope to god this is a troll

 

[skiersupreme]

get dat og jib boi. then do small spin tricks/ nollie straight airs with ridiculous amounts of afterbang

 

[Fitz_]

Well for one, you're named after the most useless bird in the animal kingdom. No company wants to be represented by some jack off named stork.

We all hate you

 

[.S.B.]

I hope to god this is a troll

I hope to god this is a troll

 

[AidanCski]

This thread is just fucking stupid.

 

[iang]

Well for one, you're named after the most useless bird in the animal kingdom. No company wants to be represented by some jack off named stork.

not funny, did not laugh 0/10

 

[EvanSamson.]

troll

 

[lurking]

Those are baby steps man. 720s and backflips is when small companies will start looking at ya. Any decent park skier can 3 or 5 so companies aren't going to sponsor every single person that can.

I hope this is a troll

 

[MEOWZERS]

Well for one, you're named after the most useless bird in the animal kingdom. No company wants to be represented by some jack off named stork.

I loled hard 10/10

 

[.Gladiator.]

Well for one, you're named after the most useless bird in the animal kingdom. No company wants to be represented by some jack off named stork.

You piss me off more than Brett Fisher.

 

[broto]

I can't really see why you aren't sponsored yet. That's odd

 

[SpookyCat]

You piss me off more than Brett Fisher.

Let me translate that for everyone else...

"Hi I get mad at many people on an internet forum because I take the internet way too seriously and have no idea what the outdoors looks like."

 

[000000000000]

Let the pro status find you. If you think you deserve pro then it will run away. Appreciate skiing and have fun

 

[*DUMBCAN*]

But OP is already pro!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[MWG]

Put stickers on your helmet

 

[~~~~~~~~]

Start a T shirt company and sponsor yourself.

 

[RubberSoul]

I can't really see why you aren't sponsored yet. That's odd

have you tried turning it off and back on again?

have you updated your adobe reader?

 

[J_Steez]

Well for one, you're named after the most useless bird in the animal kingdom. No company wants to be represented by some jack off named stork.

dood storks bring life

 

[Lus146]

Here's what you have to do. Make a really small jump, because companies will see that you know how to make something out of nothing, and then you do a stiff 180. It has to be stiff because if it is not then companies won't think you're comfortable on you skis. Also, I recommend using poles that you are fitted for at a ski shop. So when your hand it under the basket your arms should be parallel to the ground. With longer poles, companies will see that you can adapt to anything that is thrown at you and you will be able to thrive under new conditions. Good luck and I think that you have the potential to ski with Wallisch next year if you keep up the good work.

 

[Steamboiz]

u need moar guccis

 

[joriza.ski]

can you 180 almost every time? thats important too. 180s are so hard. I think Nick Goepper landed one once.

 

[Easy-E]

I believe the key to becoming pro is mastering "the switch". Although banned in 48 of the 50 states, "the switch" is a great way to advance your skiing. Another possible problem is not getting enough air in the park. Perhaps try jumping off of the lip of rail to practice getting air. Another way to learn new tricks is to watch the pros. The best angle you can get is right on the landing of the jump so you can see their technique up close. Good luck to you, I hope you get sponsored!!

beat me to it

 

[Am_park]

But OP is already pro!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

just about to post that haha

 

[Powstagram]

get full tilts

 

[elcornholio]

Try commenting on Tom Wallisch's on instagram and asking him to get you sponsored by The North Face.

 

[SpookyCat]

dood storks bring life

That's a misconception. Storks actually kidnap babies and bring them to other people for no reason at all. Another reason why storks and anyone named after storks are completely useless and will never be sponsored.

 

[emerson.hale]

get some balls do some crazy shit get money. if this is not a troll i am going to flip shit.

fuckin 12 year olds

 

[Z_Benesch]

But OP is already pro!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Hahaha

 

[.jif]

Try commenting on Tom Wallisch's on instagram and asking him to get you sponsored by The North Face.

Works every time.

 

[frickindarn]

]You're saying you can throw 3's and 5's? Yea right. Get the fuck outta here Wallisch

+K

 

[gperry1]

Ski for fun for a change. Why do you have to get sponsered? Work youur way up the ladder while having fun and then enter the comp scene in a couple of years when you are better.