How about this for an essay?

[-Alpha2-]

We have to write personal essays in our english class so i decided to do a Process Analysis essay (which is basically an essay that instructs you how to do something), anyways i decided to write my essay to instruct people how to fail english class. how does that sound?

 

[daytripper67]

your teacher's not gonna like that unless it is spectacular

 

[Ski.Ballet]

Sounds like you know a lot about the subject.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

sounds like your an immature smart ass.

 

[Parrish]

Go for it.

 

[-Alpha2-]

i like it

 

[zylstra]

i did a process paper on how to do a switch 270 switch up pretzel 270 out

 

[Spinoza]

it makes my mind hurt.

if you do well on the paper then nobody is going to think your content is legit; the only way your content could be right is if you get a bad mark, i think the conclusion is that it is impossible for you to get a good mark on this paper if thats your topic

 

[OhMyBosh]

Do it. Everyone else will be writing boring ass essays on how to do something that is one of their hobbies etc. Be original.

 

[amo]

Last year I wrote a personal essay in english 10 about how I am not motivated to succeed when it comes to school and basically about how I don't try. My teacher have me a 100% and read it aloud to the class. It was a pretty good feeling.