Hour Meter

alpentalik

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I know it ain't gonna happen, like Schwags growing a penis, but there should be something that meters how many hours you've spent on ns. I hate people who judge based on the number of posts someone has...show how the real men are by the amount of time they spend online.

'I'll skewer you up the middle and then rip out your heart.'

-My Dad to my Mom at dinner
 
that only shows how much of a no life geek you are. and Schwags does have a penis, hence the fact he is a 'male', get it, 'boy', 'man', person without breasts or a vagina, geez, you dumb or something?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
you're just mad because I threatened your manhood

'I'll skewer you up the middle and then rip out your heart.'

-My Dad to my Mom at dinner
 
you know Schwags? that's sweet! Ive heard hes a pretty cool guy, what can you tell me about him?

'I'll skewer you up the middle and then rip out your heart.'

-My Dad to my Mom at dinner
 
I don't know Schwags, I've talked to him. And yeah, he is a pretty cool guy

And how did you threaten my manhood?? go figure

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
you guys wish you had penises...i got 3

'Its like that and its like this, i took her to the pad and we started to kiss, now my dicks all hard, ya know what im thinkin, took the panties off and the pussy was stinkin, pulled of my drawers and started to begin, now the pussys wet so my dick slides in' - Easy E

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with gateskate'- skipimp

 
Tim: Im joking, Schwagler is my homie.

Line: Don't tell me my business devil woman

Jones: How much for half of a penis?

'Cut myself with a sharp knife,

Take a look at my own life,

Kill things I don't like in me.'
 
$2.75 Canadian.

'Its like that and its like this, i took her to the pad and we started to kiss, now my dicks all hard, ya know what im thinkin, took the panties off and the pussy was stinkin, pulled of my drawers and started to begin, now the pussys wet so my dick slides in' - Easy E

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with gateskate'- skipimp

 
No offense, but thats stilla shitty ass idea. people will just leave their browser open to NS all day long and just bog shit down. Wouldn't be smart.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
haha, schwags laying down da law

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
you will all slowly rot from the inside out

'Cut myself with a sharp knife,

Take a look at my own life,

Kill things I don't like in me.'
 
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