Hottest girl on NS

SARS

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ALL girls on www.newschoolers.com post a pic of themselves, then everybody will decide who is the hottest girl on NS!

dont insult me, or i will sneeze on you.
 
Thank you so much for posting this...because this thread has only been made 132 times, and we needed one more.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
bigsky_gurl. most definatly. she's a model. i think that settles it.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Asac, as much as I'm sure she appreciates the compliment, it's better if noone replies to these threads seriously... it just gives these damn 12 year olds an opportunity to harass the girls on here with irritating messages (see Lauren's recent post). DELETE PLEASE!

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
you have to have over 1000 befor you make anything offical

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
linechick1260

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
What about that playboy chick. She was stacked and a whore.

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
colleen

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
if you really care, just look in my profile. im not going to spend my time posting a pic.

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
and you have no pics you lying whore... i bet youre a witch, and you made them disappear.... we should throw you off a cliff to see if you fly.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
 
wow, why the hell are you so angry? you need to sleep or something.

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
^What the hell are you talking about? That's not how you test... you have to see if she weighs the same as a duck.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
cant you light her on fire to see if shes fire-resistant too?

i do need sleep, i have a headache.

learn not to take me seriously. bitch.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
 
You're missing the point... this should explain, and simultaneously ruin this thread, thereby killing 2 birds with one stone.

BEDEVERE:

Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

VILLAGER #1:

Are there?

VILLAGER #2:

Ah?

VILLAGER #1:

What are they?

CROWD:

Tell us! Tell us!...

BEDEVERE:

Tell me. What do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2:

Burn!

VILLAGER #1:

Burn!

CROWD:

Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...

BEDEVERE:

And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1:

More witches!

VILLAGER #3:

Shh!

VILLAGER #2:

Wood!

BEDEVERE:

So, why do witches burn?

pause

VILLAGER #3:

B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?

BEDEVERE:

Good! Heh heh.

CROWD:

Oh, yeah. Oh.

BEDEVERE:

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1:

Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE:

Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #1:

Oh, yeah.

RANDOM:

Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...

BEDEVERE:

Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1:

No. No.

VILLAGER #2:

No, it floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1:

Throw her into the pond!

CROWD:

The pond! Throw her into the pond!

BEDEVERE:

What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1:

Bread!

VILLAGER #2:

Apples!

VILLAGER #3:

Uh, very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1:

Cider!

VILLAGER #2:

Uh, gra-- gravy!

VILLAGER #1:

Cherries!

VILLAGER #2:

Mud!

VILLAGER #3:

Uh, churches! Churches!

VILLAGER #2:

Lead! Lead!

ARTHUR:

A duck!

CROWD:

Oooh.

BEDEVERE:

Exactly. So, logically...

VILLAGER #1:

If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE:

And therefore?

VILLAGER #2:

A witch!

VILLAGER #1:

A witch!

CROWD:

A witch! A witch!...

VILLAGER #4:

Here is a duck. Use this duck.

quack quack quack

BEDEVERE:

Very good. We shall use my largest scales.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
hahaahaha i haven't seen that movie in so long.

and everyone knows cj is the hottest girl on NS

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
^pure genius JD.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
lol we need a monty python thread. but i changed the pic on the profile.

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
Damn, JD that was good.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

there's a war going on? I better grab my gat, I wasn't aware. -Ghostdragon

Armada

 
'I fart in your general direction.'

Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte'?- Mr. Mugatu
 
Hahaha...one of my friends bought the final draft script. That movie is dope.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
gotta love monty python. that was nice JD. and this thread sucks. the only reason i came here was because i knew jd or someone else with hair on their testicles would have something funny to say.

here is a slogan of a japanese snack company (concerning a certain type of potatoe chip):

baked freshly so in large oil, that we can together eat happily this delicious food product
 
ashley battersby fuh shooooooooo

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
She turned me into a newt. I got better though.

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-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
but i just want to...sing....!

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

 
BigSky_girl is hot.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
im sorry but irish is the HOTTEST!!

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
and shortskichick...... second..... but irish... HOT SHIT>>>> DAMMMMANATOR

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SmoKinSkier

Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
WORD lol

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
and shorty_t

check out her pic in her profile...

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
^ugly..

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
Lisa (linechick1260) is pretty hot, we met up in whistler last summer

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
sh0rtee's sister is amazing, and she's only like 6, prime for the plucking

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

 
it's only a flesh wound

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
how did this thread get back on topic? bad kiddies.

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You know the Nzis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

The J.D. May Memorial List Of Stupid Quotes

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I think [torture]'s a good thing, maybe itll keep people from doing crimes - ATLANTASKI
 
Hey Crystal, nice job... it's just so fitting that Atlantaski gets to be the inaugural member of the new list, too. Although people who don't remember the original might get the wrong idea about a list of stupid posts being named after me... hehe

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
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