hott sex places

Mayze29

Mayze29

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my friends and i were talking about hott or like, kinky places to have sex- hot tub, parents bed, school gym or something- shit like that. Anyone else have any sweet places?

-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want do is fall asleep...or go at it again-

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oh man parents bed thats fuckin gross as hell man, your bad...

in a hobo's cave, while he is present is always nice

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

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and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
if it was your parents bed, that would be wrong.

hot tubs.... uhhh i dunno it would get really hot haha.

but im trying to think of places....

public places make it more exciting, i wouldnt know.....ha

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we almost had fun on my gf's friends parents bed...but then we changed to the guest room

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on a dock, in the pouring rain, like summer rain where its warm.

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anyone ever tried on top of a bar...one of my friends had one on his third floor and mad shit went down there. and the pool table too.

-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want do is fall asleep...or go at it again-

'Yeah, these brownies are loaded with vitamins...Vitamins B, Vitamins C, Vitamins THC...'
 
ya I know a few people that have done the parents bed thing and I just don't get it.

I think the dock in the summer in the rain, or even the beach would be awesome, same with the pool table, theres always the public park bench, or swings.

- Mike

'i love your velcro shoes baby....you just look soo cute in them.....my little retard *hugs*' - Stacy to Dave Pauls
 
oh I forgot the most important, GONDOLA. or in the trees off of a ski run.

- Mike

'i love your velcro shoes baby....you just look soo cute in them.....my little retard *hugs*' - Stacy to Dave Pauls
 
on a trampoline.....or on skis

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school cafeteria, classroom, a closed resteraunt, a stream, uhhhhhh.....a swingset on a playground, and a jail cell

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
my girlfriend and i did it on my bathroom counter....it the back of my dads ford expedition....i didnt like fords untill i did it in the back of one...thats the best

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
definately like go skiing of to the side with some hot chick and do her in the woods that would be so great... damn

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
me and my gf talked about this, came up with like 50+ places

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
me and my girlfriend had sex on the beach last summer when we stayed over a few nights at her beach house. ooo it was nice and the sun was setting and the waves were really gentle. just watch the sand and bring a towel :P

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-//d-lite//

 
On top of a car, haha

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hahaha ^^^ the sun was settin and the waves were gentle! ladies and gentlemen we have a softy here! i did it on my trampoline,in my grandparents car hahha all over the place,

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pools and parents bed are a no go

leather couch's, pool tables, water beds, and reclining chairs are the fucking shiot

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Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

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we just got a pool table about a month ago and no one was home so i was railing my gf doggy style and she was face down on the pool table, well christ my mom came home but she didnt see us,we pulled our pants up and started to play again just like nothing happened hahah it was great

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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^ thats funny

doggy style on a pool table seems a bit awkward though

i just sit my old gf on the edge and feed it to her while shes like sitting down and im standing up.

another time we tried to do it on a inflatable airmattress in her pool. while once it got wavy i fell in the pool and that was the end of that.

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
its not awkward man,she was just bent over face down on the pool table while i pummelled her from behind

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
^ good one

blaconys(sp) or apartments are good to

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
in the trunk of a car

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
family reunion

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doggy styles actually real good...hint to guys, it hits the g spot or something so its like orgasm major

-Skiing is like sex...when you're done all you want do is fall asleep...or go at it again-

'Yeah, these brownies are loaded with vitamins...Vitamins B, Vitamins C, Vitamins THC...'
 
Sporting event, tent, Mountains would be cool,elevator, walk in freezer, locker room, middle of the street on the hood of a car, dressing room.

Those are some but im not real imaginative cus all of those i either know people have done it in those places or have seen it.

Seen Midle of street in Santa Barbra, Seen locker room after a hockey game.

Let somone into a dressing the other day to try on a pair of shorts and they were in there for a good 20 minutes. And it smelled like sex afterwards.

A friend said that the walk in freezer was pretty cool in more ways than one.

 
jacuzzi is nice, back of explorers have plenty of room.

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on a washing machine...my friend said a hammock but i think that would be uncomfortable...but i still think a chatroom ould be the best

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my friend did his chick in the school bathroom... nasty

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itsbackfliptime is correct, that would be cool. and so what if i had some romantic sex with my girlfriend, its not all about pummeling a girl. having passionate sex is a good change of pace every once and a while.

peace,paul

'Evan Raps may say it one way,Olsen may say it the other, and your crazy one-eyed Uncle Fred the janitor may say something completely different.

What makes any person right?'

-ghostdragon

'is mike nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
hottubs are nice. In the driver seat of this girls tiny VW cabrio it was tough as hell there was a ton of shit in the backseat so i couldnt slide it back to far. yea those are the only cool places I already have, I am going to durango with my girlfriend probrably in like 3 weeks so hopefully check out some more places.

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in the ass

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
Hah my friends and I always talk about making a porno spoof of the ring and have it be at the bottom of a well. That would scare the shit out of me and why the fuck would you be in a well... hmm. Umm let's think... on a sailboat at sea; in the shower; warming hut at mountain-- not very great but I mean you come out and none of your other pals know and it's just so funny... ok I can't think of anything else... ferris wheel at the fair when your at the top too bad there isn't enough time.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

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sex on a tramp is pretty fun, so there, or in a bank

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on top of 2 other ppl having sex

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'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
a see through elevator in a mall

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
hooray for anal sex

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
o yea stef

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
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