i spend 10 dollars to get my haircut at greatclips. this one time a yetiwoman cut my hair, i made a thread i think i was so shocked. she had a FULL five o'clock shadow, the HAIRIEST arms, was super super fat with butch man hair and she had strong man hands that tossed my head around. needless to say i was thankful for the black apron that was covering my raging erection.