Dude, if you really want to meet a girl on this website, just chill. Make a presence for yourself by being yourself and making friends with all the dudes and ladies here, become an active and contributing member, and participate in offline parties and competitions run or sponsored by NS. I guarantee you though, that you will not meet anyone by doing what you're doing right now. You're just going to get people laugh at you.
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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist