Hot girl doesn't know what 'Miles Per Hour' means

She says something like, "If we're going 80mph, and I can run a 9 minute mile, I'm pretty sure you just gotta whack it in half...but that's just a guess because I don't know how fast your tires are rotating, so I'm guessing it will take like 40 minutes."

That's about where I gave up on humanity.
 
She reminds me of a female version of this guy. No idea why, I just keep seeing it.

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With all this "would not marry" talk, it's probably the mindset for a lot of people, but she might be the best lay, best cook, best caring and loving mother etc. in the world or just an overall happy and positive person with a good social standing and group of friends beside her stupid logic and misinformation about this topic - things that might cause some guy, of whose intelligence we know nothing else than he is driving a car while filming a video and knows what MPH means and stands for - to fall for a girl like her.

I personally would not, if things like this popped up on the first meet/date, do nothing... or maybe tops take her out for a ride and that's it.

I've dated a few girls who were pretty, sexy, fun... but ignorant or dumb as bricks. Girls who think the sky is blue because the ocean is blue; girls who think the grass is green so cows know to eat it instead of dirt; girls who think butterflies come out of snails etc.

It's all good for a few fun nights out on the town, but to put a ring on that finger and bear the possibility of someone like them passing on their idiocy to children is a crazy thought. But that's life.
 
The guy is only embarrassing himself by openly admitting to marrying such a fucking dumb.

And she isn't even hot, meaning she is nothing more than a waste of space and a time burgler.
 
sorry but there's one thing you've missed about all this...

she's a mormon from logan. the only things she's good at is popping out children and popping in anti-depressants.

 
putting numbers in a tax return when i watched this. then i forgot what numbers were. i am now dumber at my job after watching this.
 
When I made this thread last night there was 17,000 views on the video, now it says 652,000 :|shits spreadin like wildfire ahaha
 
Sorry but you don't know shit. Not a mormon, not from Logan

Mike pretty much hit it on the head with "an overall happy and positive person with a good social standing and group of friends"

This is why I feel bad for em. They're both gonna be judged by tons of fucktards with fucktard names like "fucking" from all around the world. This could definitely have a huge impact on both of their lives.
 
At least she figured out why cops can catch people in high speed pursuits...

Their tires are fuller so they spin faster, why didnt i think of that!

Excuse me while i go pump the shit out of my tires so my truck will go faster than the cars that are going the Same speed in MPH as me. LOL
 
oh yea? how bout you tell us who they really are since you seem to know them and all. and maybe if they didn't want to be judged, they wouldn't put their video on fucking youtube. but they don't know any better because they're mormons from the middle of nowhere. i feel bad that you're trying to defend two incredibly dumb and brainwashed people.
 
If you watch his bubble bath video, you see he is less disgusted by the taste of bubble bath than the taste of vodka. Insane.
 
the guy posted a video of his not exceptionally good looking wife giving an incredibly stupid answer to a simple question with the intention of making people laugh at how stupid he is.

if he doesn't expect countless insults about her looks, her intelligence, and the fact that he married her, then he's probably even more stupid than his wife.
 
So essentially what you're saying is that we should feel sorry for people who broadcast their painful degree of stupidity?

Having friends doesn't make it okay to be stupid. Being happy may be the result of being stupid, but that doesn't justify it either.

I can't decide which one is more retarded. The husband or the wife.
 
new question, If you are going 80mph and filming yourself traveling from who knows to who gives a fuck, how bad will it hurt when you cross the median and hit an on coming truck
 
holy fuck I've been watching this dude's vids since you've posted that (only saw the jalepeno one prior) and that man is fucked! How is his internal system not completely fucked
 
despite being the stupidest person i have ever seen she is actually pretty smart, through the tire turning and mile time's she got 58 minuets only 2 minuets off
 
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