Hot bitches in vermont?

doubleblackjack

doubleblackjack

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I was in the car with my friends dad and the conversation goes like this:

him: where do you want to live when your older?

me: idk probably northern vermont

him: well do you like girls?

me: yeah

him: well there are no hot bitches in vermont. I dont think they allow hot girls in at the state border. Or maybe they get ugly from living there

Me: (laughing my ass off)

Is he right? Are there any hot bitches in vermont?
 
14416655:Deez_Mcskis said:
Find hottie somewhere else, go to vermont, and if allah bless you have many children. Problem solved!
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So his potential daughters would be hot bitches to him? big oof
 
topic:doubleblackjack said:
I was in the car with my friends dad and the conversation goes like this:

him: where do you want to live when your older?

me: idk probably northern vermont

him: well do you like girls?

me: yeah

him: well there are no hot bitches in vermont. I dont think they allow hot girls in at the state border. Or maybe they get ugly from living there

Me: (laughing my ass off)

Is he right? Are there any hot bitches in vermont?
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vermont has no hot bitches, live in a area close to a ski resort with a lot of prostitutes
 
Ehhhh big cities correlate with higher percentages of hot people, and rural is usually the inverse. Burlington has a university so I'm sure they have some smokes
 
When I went to UVM to check it out I saw a much higher percentage of hot dudes compared to the percentage of hot women.
 
14416633:The_Best_Bread said:
I saw a whopping 0 at killington on my trip there last year
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Yeah that's because you were only seeing people from Boston, NYC and New Jersey since you were skiing Killy on a holiday weekend, you fucking idiot.
 
14416796:skierman said:
Yeah that's because you were only seeing people from Boston, NYC and New Jersey since you were skiing Killy on a holiday weekend, you fucking idiot.
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nope, skied monday-friday dumbass. and wasn’t any holiday weekend you brain-rotted idiot
 
Only in Burlington and might get lucky at the resorts with groups coming in from NY and Mass. Vermont is one of the least populated states in the US. Its like anywhere else, less people less bitches. There are some farmers daughters type shit floating around the state. I lived there for 4 years.
 
The upstairs at Nectars was full of smoking hot babes a few weeks ago. Music was shitty and the band downstairs was better but that isn't the point I guess.

The ski towns are kind of ruined on winter weekends at this point and hills to crowded due to Ikon and Epic. I wouldn't consider anything other than Burlington and a Jay or Smuggs pass if living in VT.
 
if I was you in that situation it would’ve been so fucking awkward for him, i can’t imagine laughing at a joke that dry lmao
 
14416655:Deez_Mcskis said:
Find hottie somewhere else, go to vermont, and if allah bless you have many children. Problem solved!
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Well then your children will be ugly and you won’t get grandparents because nobody wants to smash an ugly person
 
14416796:skierman said:
Yeah that's because you were only seeing people from Boston, NYC and New Jersey since you were skiing Killy on a holiday weekend, you fucking idiot.
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Nah man the city girls are what op needs
 
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