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lip_glossed

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any decent horror stories about giving lessons?

i remember it was only giving my 3rd or 4th lesson, and im told i have a group lesson to give. so i thought no big deal, no more than 7 or 8, right? yeah too bad it was more than double. i ended up teaching 17 boy scouts who of all didnt know anything about skiing. it was difficult, but you learn how to deal.

 
yah, i got one,

one time on newschoolers, some fag told about teaching boyscouts to ski, but we could all see thru him, and see that he was admiting to being a petafile, go somewhere else newbie

DUDE, I NOW HAVE PIX, CHECK THEM OUT
 
again apestead has proved me wrong, just when i thought he had said the dumbest thing i've heard, he comes right back with another that is even dumber, what a fucking moron

 
yeah, i got this one about this guy with a hook for a hand and he fucking scared the shit out of some teenagers cause his hook got caught on the...oh wait....teaching...well...nevermind

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
yeah that was pretty gay...and stop picking on 'newbies'

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
yeah that was pretty gay...and stop picking on 'newbies'

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
yeah that was pretty gay...and stop picking on 'newbies'

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
triple post... alright

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
I got a good one. I was scheduled to teach a private for the whole day but they had to leave after the morning so I was free all afternoon. Just as i'm about to go ski my supervisor comes and says 'Look, dan, we need someone to help out with the...ah...handicapped skiers.' What the fuck? i can't say not to him so I spent the afternoon with a harness in my hand guiding little mentally challeged kids down the hill in a wheelchair monoski. Then best of all towards the end of the day getting on the chair lift my kid fuckin fell off getting on and started screaming and then told my supervisor I was a bad teacher. Little bitch

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
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