Hooking up advice

[whycantifindit]

haha so this girl and I just want to make out with each other but we're so goddamn awkward around each other what the hell do I do?

 

[.Hugo.]

just go straight for the butthole

 

[SFB]

practice on ur mom first

 

[whycantifindit]

lol dying

Unfortunately I don't think that's an option

 

[whycantifindit]

I was thinking I could get actual advice.

I don't know why the fuck I was thinking that.

 

[.Hugo.]

I was thinking I could get actual advice.

I don't know why the fuck I was thinking that.

find a practice girl first

 

[iFlip]

find a practice girl first

Such as OP's sister.

 

[stinky_cheese]

i'm having the same problem with ur mom right now

 

[S.J.W]

ahhh to be 14 again

 

[Peter.]

just remember, the goal is to get your tongue as far as you can down the girl's throat

 

[Cspliffff]

haha so this girl and I just want to make out with each other but we're so goddamn awkward around each other what the hell do I do?

You aren't hooking up cause you cantfindit

 

[whycantifindit]

You aren't hooking up cause you cantfindit

AHHHHHH you got me there

 

[ElMexicano]

Okay so, you grab her, you turn her around, rip off her pants and pee in her butt.

She'll start making out with you until your lips fall off.

 

[SKI.ING]

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[swaggerboi]

im gettin drunk tonight im finna steal ops girl

 

[skiguy04]

having troubles with your blow up doll??

 

[dispatchQ_main]

having troubles with your blow up doll??

you stink. get out of here

 

[Nikolaus]

Is your name referring to the clit?

 

[.frenchy]

having troubles with your blow up doll??

ayy lmao

 

[skiguy04]

you stink. get out of here

admit it, you came here hoping for advice you'd find useful too/

avoid sharp objects when with said doll bro. otherwise you'll both end up 'deflated'

 

[gengar.]

lol dying

your first mistake was talking like a 13 year old girl

 

[DanielPlainview]

literally all you have to do is hold eye contact for a sec, look at her lips for a sec (make it subtle but she'll notice it and love it) then go in for it. dont be a fuckin pussy.

 

[PhotoGraphic]

If you cannot bench press her than she is to fat for you bro, try a skinnier lass.

 

[KillaSeason]

slip her some roofies and then do as you please

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

Next time you're alone talking to her, if you still get the feeling she's into you, you can just ask "can I kiss you?" If she says yes, don't be awkward about it or hesitate at all, just go and do it. If she says no, tough luck kiddo; at least you didn't sexually assault her.

 

[Big_Mtn]

Next time you're alone talking to her, if you still get the feeling she's into you, you can just ask "can I kiss you?" If she says yes, don't be awkward about it or hesitate at all, just go and do it. If she says no, tough luck kiddo; at least you didn't sexually assault her.

"Can I kiss you?" wtf that just sounds awkward. Screw that. OP just has to know when the time is right and go in for it.

 

[S.J.W]

Next time you're alone talking to her, if you still get the feeling she's into you, you can just ask "can I kiss you?" If she says yes, don't be awkward about it or hesitate at all, just go and do it. If she says no, tough luck kiddo; at least you didn't sexually assault her.

and if all else fails, just sexually assault her. It doesn't matter how you scored as long as you scored the goal

 

[SkiBum.]

middle school was so tight

They are tight

 

[swaggerboi]

im gettin drunk tonight im finna steal ops girl

OP was your girl by any chance a 63 year old woman?? cuz best believe I GOT dat

 

[Chubz.]

and if all else fails, just sexually assault her. It doesn't matter how you scored as long as you scored the goal

Put ur thumb in her b hole

 

[S.J.W]

Put ur thumb in her b hole

girls love surprise butt sex

 

[Toaster-Tony]

As soon as you make that eye contact where you exchange the mutual "I definitely would" look, just move in for the kiss... And if you can't close from there, may God help you.

this will work so much as the situation allows.. Use discretion.

 

[.lencon]

cuddle next to her while watching a movie and then just slightly turn your head more and more until your both 45 degree angles to each other creating a 90 degree angle. then kiss her. it works every time. I call it the Pythagorean Theorem

 

[Chubz.]

girls love surprise butt sex

Mingg taught me so i learned from the best

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

just remember, no means yes and yes means anal.

 

[steeze4days]

ahhh to be 14 again

12

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

and if all else fails, just sexually assault her. It doesn't matter how you scored as long as you scored the goal

Wow, SJW replied to my post and wasn't obviously hostile towards me! Does this mean we're friends?

 

[akt416]

just stick your finger in her ass and look into her eyes, makes it way less akward

 

[mhuddy_22]

If you say that you both want to hook up with each other then when you are both alone just lean in to kiss her. Don't say anything if you are afraid of it being awkward.... just do it

 

[daannnnieel]

bitches love an unwarranted flaccid dick pic.

no filters at full sag or you're a bitch

 

[theabortionator]

alcohol, try it

or just fucking do it

 

[freewillie]

Such as OP's sister.

op's sister is everyones practice girl except his.

 

[freewillie]

slip her some roofies and then do as you please

Okay bill

 

[SKI.ING]

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[akt416]

if at all possible, alcohol. boosts your confidence like theres no tomorow

 

[ReetsAdeets]

Pee in her butt?

 

[robbinJAHood]

cuddle next to her while watching a movie and then just slightly turn your head more and more until your both 45 degree angles to each other creating a 90 degree angle. then kiss her. it works every time. I call it the Pythagorean Theorem

don't do this!!!! it is so awkward, especially if you don't want to kiss them

 

[Big_Mtn]

don't do this!!!! it is so awkward, especially if you don't want to kiss them

OP is already awkward so he might as well just go for it.

 

[Wheaty214]

Next time you're alone talking to her, if you still get the feeling she's into you, you can just ask "can I kiss you?" If she says yes, don't be awkward about it or hesitate at all, just go and do it. If she says no, tough luck kiddo; at least you didn't sexually assault her.

This works 100% of the time, I do this every time when I first start seeing a girl. It ALWAYS WORKS and girls dig being asked for consent first.

 

[coldcuts69]

tickle her..

butt with your penis

 

[.lencon]

don't do this!!!! it is so awkward, especially if you don't want to kiss them

Well it worked for me personally. Also this does work. Because if you are watching a movie with her and she lets you get close and cuddle, yo basically have permission to kiss. Yes there is a small risk, but that's why you ease into it with the pathagreon theorem