Hoodie too big?

THEE_wizard · Mar 3, 2015

I just bought a First Drop reversible riding hoodie in size xxl. I am 5'8" and it's only made in small, xxl and xxlt, so I made some measurements and decided it would fit well. When it came the bag it was in had an xxxl sticker and the hoodie is well below my knees, and it's just ridiculous. The invoice says xxl and it doesn't even come in the size on the package. Also there is no size tag on the hoodie itself. What should I do about this?

.FRY. · Mar 3, 2015

plyswthsqrrls · Mar 3, 2015

dude just cut off the excess, then it'll fit better and be all custom and edgy

iFlip · Mar 3, 2015

Why the fuck would you order anything other than Medium when you're 5'8? You're not a thug. You aren't concealing a shotgun. If it doesn't come in medium, order a different hoodie. Dumbass.

Lé.Skiing · Mar 3, 2015

Instead of wasting your time deciding whether you should send it back, just get stuff to go with it. If it were me I would just buy this hat and wear it with the hoodie.

Holzsteezy* · Mar 3, 2015

13356388:Lé.Skiing said:
Instead of wasting your time deciding whether you should send it back, just get stuff to go with it. If it were me I would just buy this hat and wear it with the hoodie.

mystical af

lurking · Mar 3, 2015

topic:THEE_wizard said:
What should I do about this?

Wear it and bring back the OG gangster style.

stormpooper · Mar 3, 2015

or wear it and look like a thuggie butmuncher

lIllI · Mar 3, 2015

topic:THEE_wizard said:
What should I do about this?

Have sex with eheath.

new_fresh_prince · Mar 3, 2015

wash it and put it in the dryer if you can't return it

stinky_cheese · Mar 3, 2015

wear it and impress all the twelve year olds in the park

Chubz. · Mar 3, 2015

13356380:iFlip said:
Why the fuck would you order anything other than Medium when you're 5'8? You're not a thug. You aren't concealing a shotgun. If it doesn't come in medium, order a different hoodie. Dumbass.

steeze the knees bro.

This is 2010 what do you expect.

FUCK YEAH OP

frickindarn · Mar 3, 2015

I'm 5'10" and wear x-small everything. what the fuck were you thinking op?

BackseatBen · Mar 3, 2015

Wear it and open the bottom so it's like a parachute. You'll be able to get ridiculous floaty airs and soft landings off the smallest of jumps.

The.Doctor · Mar 3, 2015

13356578:wolfbackpack said:
I'm 5'10" and wear x-small everything. what the fuck were you thinking op?

Lol what were you thinking

.FRY. · Mar 3, 2015

at least op will never have to worry about his wiener being too big

frickindarn · Mar 3, 2015

13356593:The.Doctor said:
Lol what were you thinking

Lol I was hands down fuckin with op. I wear XL pants with xxltall hoodies/shirts

TACO-DOG.exe · Mar 3, 2015

become obese enough that the hoodie will fit you,

Aidan-G · Mar 3, 2015

Don't wear pants, call it a robe

BackseatBen · Mar 4, 2015

Alternative idea: get some ski-blaydz short enough to be hidden under the hoodie while strapped to your feet, then it will look like you're gliding magically down the mountain.

CaptainObvious. · Mar 4, 2015

If you don't have sex with a girl while you're both wearing it you wasted your money.

lurking · Mar 4, 2015

13356593:The.Doctor said:
Lol what were you thinking

You obviously weren't if you couldn't tell that was sarcasm.

THEE_wizard · Mar 4, 2015

I'm liking these ideas, but I think I will just exchange it for something else in a smaller size. Wow, I forgot about exchanges. Such a simple solution.

theabortionator · Mar 4, 2015

Keep it! You never know when you'll get lost in the trees and have to spend a night in the woods. IF you have a huge hoodie you can make a blanket fort in the trees and live in it. BE warned it will be so rad you might never return to civilization.

Mingg · Mar 4, 2015

If your hoodie doesn't hit the floor while you're wearing it, is it really a tall hoodie? I don't think so.

THEE_wizard · Mar 4, 2015

Also I would definitely keep it if I could ski in it but, it's so tall I really can't move my legs very well.

El.Guapo · Mar 4, 2015

if its shorter then this then you're fine

plyswthsqrrls · Mar 4, 2015

13356727:TheFap said:
if its shorter then this then you're fine

looks like a used tampon

Lé.Skiing · Mar 4, 2015

13356388:Lé.Skiing said:
Instead of wasting your time deciding whether you should send it back, just get stuff to go with it. If it were me I would just buy this hat and wear it with the hoodie.

13356625:Aidan-G said:
Don't wear pants, call it a robe

13356634:BackseatBen said:
Alternative idea: get some ski-blaydz short enough to be hidden under the hoodie while strapped to your feet, then it will look like you're gliding magically down the mountain.

I think a combination of these three ideas is the spawn of a new breed. Better get on it op. Put on your robe and wizard hat and give it all you got man!

Aidan-G · Mar 4, 2015

13356781:Lé.Skiing said:
I think a combination of these three ideas is the spawn of a new breed. Better get on it op. Put on your robe and wizard hat and give it all you got man!

I can see it now. Wizard flips with no pants. Don't wear underwear for maximum style points

daannnnieel · Mar 4, 2015

the first mistake you made was in the first five words in your post.

Newschoolers55 · Mar 4, 2015

13356785:Nep.Tuna said:
im 6'2 and my pants are medium

Im 5'8" and my dick is xxxxxl

tcm.worldwide · Mar 4, 2015

What's first drop?? I only know Helly Hanson?

daannnnieel · Mar 4, 2015

13356785:Nep.Tuna said:
im 6'2 and my pants are medium

im 6' and my pants are medium as well. I guess us lanky guys dont have massive legs who knew.

onLINE · Mar 4, 2015

Thanks for the laugh op. carry on.

steeze4days · Mar 4, 2015

13356380:iFlip said:
Why the fuck would you order anything other than Medium when you're 5'8? You're not a thug. You aren't concealing a shotgun. If it doesn't come in medium, order a different hoodie. Dumbass.

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MLJ · Mar 9, 2015

13356678:theabortionator said:
Keep it! You never know when you'll get lost in the trees and have to spend a night in the woods. IF you have a huge hoodie you can make a blanket fort in the trees and live in it. BE warned it will be so rad you might never return to civilization.

My level 1 tall t says "this is a tallt, not a tent" on the seam, kinda reminded me of this haha.

13356727:TheFap said:
if its shorter then this then you're fine

Classic. That one thread on easylougnin where people post the most ridiculous pics of nsers, hahahah:

Definitely worth a read: http://easyloungin.com/forum/topic.php?id=4653&page=2

S.J.W · Mar 9, 2015

13357043:veetuzka said:
Im 5'8" and my dick is xxxxxl

I'm xxxxxl and my dick is 5'8"

freestyler540 · Mar 9, 2015

Wash it and put it in the drier. There! XL by magic

Thom4s · Mar 9, 2015

If you over rotate just throw your arms out and softly float to the ground with your xxxl parachute

.Hugo. · Mar 9, 2015

13362824:freestyler540 said:
Wash it and put it in the drier. There! XL by magic

then you get a wavy zipper though

Kim.Jong.Trill69 · Mar 10, 2015

save it for the cold nights, utilize it as a sleeping bag.

freestyler540 · Mar 10, 2015

13363098:.Hugo. said:
then you get a wavy zipper though

good point...didnt think of that.

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