i am totally just mind blown about this one...i casually walk over to get a doughnut in the kitchen, take a bite, and BAM! theres like a strawberry fillinggodlike...
okay here's a doughnut related mind fuck:
when they make doughnuts, they punch out the middle and then you get a doughnut hole, or a munchkin. you can get jelly munchkins, but there is no hole in a jelly doughnut. glitch in the matrix.
One time i bit into a bagel that was a little bit old, but i was like what the fuck, who cares, and a bunch of baby spiders crawled out. they were hatching or whatever. worst experience of my life. this just made me think of that