Honest Ski Brand Slogans

[erica]

We put together some of these a few years ago in this article.

Time for round two? I think yes!

One idea I had-

Revision Skis

No Refunds

 

[snowfinder]

[img=]858879[/img][img=]858880[/img]

 

[erica]

ZING

 

[Shoey-Ski]

We put together some of these a few years ago in this article.

Time for round two? I think yes!

One idea I had-

Revision Skis

No Refunds

Jiberish

"we hired revision as our distribution company"

 

[fredyferl]

Nordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing

 

[hot.pocket]

Nordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing

This made me chuckle.

 

[Session]

Nordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing

Should be more like, Nordica: We decided to cater to the people that actually have money.

 

[fredyferl]

Should be more like, Nordica: We decided to cater to the people that actually have money.

or Nordica: We thought there was money in freeskiing

 

[tomatonater]

Line Skis

Who the fuck needs topsheets!?!

 

[jford21]

Line Skis

Who the fuck needs topsheets!?!

roasted lol

 

[Cole9]

Revision skis: fucking you over for years to come

 

[clorox]

Char poles: Trust us, we exist.

 

[GayWolf420]

Bogner: lol ur broke as fuck and cant afford this stuff

 

[the.north.skier]

Fischer: are we still in business?

 

[the.north.skier]

Saga: the 12 year olds love us

 

[Laurent.]

[img=]http://i.imgur.com/PsvuOxl.jpg[/img][img=]http://i.imgur.com/JrPfdPz.jpg[/img]

 

[M.M]

ON3P - our skis have always been the best but now our team is too.

 

[PowPirate]

ON3P - our skis have always been the best but now our team is too.

dude thats pretty cringe

 

[RousedWits]

[img=]859426[/img]

 

[JakeBarrett]

Salomon Skis- Yeah, you're probably gonna break em.

Atomic- Keeping riders doing trip 10s since 2015

 

[jambalaya]

ON3P - We actually like our athletes

Line - It's fun if we do it!

Surface - We miss Khai

Lib Tech - But we have Travis Rice though!

Salomon - Can you believe sponsoring that one British guy paid off? (no disrespect to Woodsy. He's the man)

Armada - B&E - 'nough said

Atomic - Jossi

k2 - Fuck you, we supported half of Stept...AND PEP

That's all I can think of

 

[SofaKingSick]

k2 - Fuck you, we supported half of Stept...AND PEP

Haha you had some good ones

 

[AveragePete]

Surface - We miss Khai

Ha

 

[carretta]

Nordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing

most accurate thing i have ever read

 

[SammyDubz]

[img=]859426[/img]

I don't really think you understand this thread lol

 

[SofaKingSick]

I don't really think you understand this thread lol

idk about that but yeah i wasnt aware of that stereotype

 

[CaptainSlow]

Hestra: Just buy em, we make good shit

 

[skiznuts]

Windells - The only place where you won't get made fun of for wearing a wizard hood.

 

[skiznuts]

WCS - Wait what were we talking about?

 

[Ghost_BLandzV2]

Batalla Skis - We are currently experiencing web technical difficulties. Please check back later

 

[RousedWits]

I don't really think you understand this thread lol

Fixed:

[img=]859637[/img]

Hang Loose bro

 

[SammyDubz]

Fixed:

[img=]859637[/img]

Hang Loose bro

what the fuck are you talking about

 

[lukam_8]

Scott- We used to have Tom Wallisch

 

[BonusNo413]

Scott- We used to have Tom Wallisch

Perfect

 

[gbola]

[img=]858879[/img][img=]858880[/img]

post on here
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/847741/Revision-Messed-Up

 

[gbola]

someone please do inspired media

 

[lukam_8]

Inspired Media - Dreds or get out

 

[CarsonDaSkier]

vishnu- we're to rare for you

boone- are we still a joke

 

[.zoidberg]

HG skis- one size fits all

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

ruroc: we swear we are a cool brand.

 

[gbola]

Prosteous Snow - looking to get sponsored?

 

[lukam_8]

Prosteous Snow - looking to get sponsored?

Lol they just followed me on insta...

 

[Park_Ranger]

Stept

We got hurt

 

[NoImNotaBoarder]

[img=]858879[/img][img=]858880[/img]

Revision: Pay $500 for the privilege of being on our mailing list.

 

[Park_Ranger]

Level 1

Pay for your own shit

 

[1210020121]

Vishnu: People like you everywhere you go and think you are good.