Homemade Bongs

one time i stuck a pen inside a half gallon milk jug and used the metal tip of the pen as a bowl. but then i realized that smoking out of plastic is shitty and the whole thing sounds really junky-ish so i just got a real piece and stopped smoking like a 13 year old.
 
if you have to be so sneaky about smoking pot that you have to make a homemade pipe for fear of getting caught with a real one, you're probably way too young to be smoking pot.
 
my buddy is 17 and his mom is super duper religous and thinks all drufgs are the devil yet he still manages to smoke inside his house while his mom is home...... im not sure how he does it but he is a ninja.
 
damn dude thats fucking crazy, your friend is crazy for being able to smoke weed with his mom home. damn thats so tight dude. such a ninja. like how does he do it? shit man idk thats some ninja shit right there!!!!
 
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I've never made a bong. If I ever need a smoking apparatus, I normally just roll a j with one of the extra Jacksons from my wallet.
 
made one out of a gallon gatorade bottle. used a pvc pipe sort of thing as the downstem and a normal slide.

My friend tried to make one out of bamboo but that utterly failed
 
I have a glass water filtration grav I made out of the biggest Grey Goose bottle they sell. Glass bowlw/ downstem tube to the bottom- I wanted to use glass so the sides didn't collapse from the negative pressure required to pull it through the water. Fkn thing works so good too haha... Maybe I'll go get it out of storage and upload a pic of it someday, it's pretty awesome. Grav sized hits but nice and smooth thanks to the water.
 
Or you could go by a smoke shop/gas station and get a pack of zigs like a normal human being. But you're a freshman, lol.
 
smoking inside your house is easy if you're not dumb about it.

>light

>smoke all the pot you packed in one hit

>cover bowl/choke/top of bong with hand/towel/pillow

>exhale into sploof at window

>???

>stoned

Way too easy, as long as your parents dont check in on you every 40 minutes.
 
oh, and op, i'm sorry but if you don't know how to mold your own plastic, or blow glass there is no such thing as a "sick homemade bong"
 
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