Homeless american snowboarders

[whoa-dere]

this is the us team's outfit

 

[GayWolf420]

why don't they just hand Shaun white the gold during the opening ceremonies

 

[Jane6]

haha I liked the comment on transworld's fb page "like someone ate a quilt factory and barfed". Accurate.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

yeahhh..

no

 

[Casey]

This can't be real

 

[liftedresearcher]

i don't think homeless people would even wear that shit. lol damn thats ugly.

 

[theBearJew]

Sadly, it is real..

http://snowboarding.transworld.net/1000214873/news/burton-debuts-2014-sochi-olympic-snowboarding-uniforms/

And nothing represents Americana more than handcrafted patchwork quilts and the American flag, which are both at the heart of the 2014 uniform. After a long hunt, Burton designers found the perfect vintage quilt at an antique fair. Then, they brought it home to Vermont where it was deconstructed and re-constructed by a veteran Vermont quilt maker in order to get it ready to replicate onto the outerwear fabrics.

You read that right. They found this design at an antique fair.

 

[LiquorLanch]

There really needs to be a gold medal for the olympics where everyone is judged on the ugliest outerwear because holy shit half of it makes my eyes hurt

 

[S.M.G]

why are they so yellow???

 

[corona]

New tactic. US is going to assault the sensibilities of the other competitors in order to throw them off their game.

 

[.Apex.]

recession.

 

[S.M.G]

who wore it better

 

[S.M.G]

how did i fuck that up...

 

[HungryHypocrite]

Pleeease, you guys are off easy compared to us germans.

 

[Chewy.]

Anyone else find it extremely disrespectful that Burton just pasted their logo over the flag?

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

That should piss te russians right off haha. Personaly the gloves are the only thing dope about the u.s. outfit

 

[JAHBRADOR]

What were they thinking?

"ok so what we need to do here is not listen to anyone's opinions and go to my grandmas house and live with her for inspiration"

 

[whoa-dere]

Id rep that hard

 

[Bogs]

no, stop being a bitch

 

[DockEllis]

God damnit, Burton.

 

[RonJeremiah]

Looks like we're bringing back the 1776 Continental army uniforms.

 

[Dr.Dickless]

The snowboard uniforms have been ugly since pipe got added

They never look as bad when they're actually on the snow though

 

[Benson.]

Those are hideous. Like what the fuck...

 

[dilla_says_go]

if jibberish made these NS would be goin crazy reaching for mom's credit card.

 

[Casey]

Lol

 

[catsRjerks]

Replica rrp: $985.99

 

[Alex_G]

reminds me of Mugatu's "derelicte" collection

 

[theabortionator]

Something soothing about it. Reminds me of childhood. Maybe I had a quilt from the dumpster as a child.

Also you can all derelict my balls.

 

[timmi]

I like it.

 

[El_Barto.]

hahaha

 

[GayWolf420]

lol i hope we fucking lose, i'd hate to see those fucking outfits on the podium

 

[RonJeremiah]

Lol wait a second are those fucking leather work gloves in that first picture? wow.

 

[NinetyFour]

Honestly, I really like the German jacket.

They just have this very vibrant, comfortable Michelin Man looking steeze to them.

 

[406]

GO USA!!!

 

[406]

such a dope jacket

 

[J_BISCHOF]

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