Homecoming ideas

You pee on her in the middle of class while making primal grunts and eye contact with every other male in the room effectively claiming her as your property
 
Its homecoming not some formal. Just straight up ask her, it doesnt have to be fancy or spectacular
 
Step 1 Find out where she lives

Step 2 Sneak up to her room at night

Step 3 Tie her up, and use duct tape on her mouth

Step 4 Ask her out

Step 5 She will automatically say yes. We all know that No turns to Mhm with duct tape.

Step 6 Have a fantastic evening with her. Try not to keep it awkward.

Step 7 If she gives you the right signals, use condom.
 
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