holy shit

Ahmets_Brother

Ahmets_Brother

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me and my bro were outside today shooting little lego people with our pelit guns and so my bro decides to get out gun powder and blow them up. we blow them up a few times then on one time my bro was a bit too close and he lit it on fire and it blew up all around him. his hair burned a little and his eyes were stinging. most of his eyelash burned offf and luckily he can see fine and everything. my mom took him to the hospital

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
did you laugh when it happened?

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no i didnt laugh. maybe it sounds funny but it burned his fuckin face and when he was washing his face it wouldnt stop burning

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
crap.. that sucks.. doesnt sound really smart, but sounds fun.

-Jason

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haha he probably had liquid plastic in his face thats why it kept burning, hahahaha.

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Paul, shut up. That shit's not funny

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u know what, i dont give a shit what other ppl think of me, thats damn funny!

help me find my bike, and beat the shit out of those theives
 
and jack sparrow is the best pirate EVER!!!

help me find my bike, and beat the shit out of those theives
 
that sucks. but since your brother sound fine now i find it hilarious

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fear makes it fun

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ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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unfortanately for me, i owe every member of ns.com 10 bucks. but youll never get it! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
 
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! its funney.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
sory for the luagh but you guys kinda ask for it some times.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
its funny because people bring these pains upon themselves. had it been somebody else inflicting the pain, then its just messed up. but when you do it to yourself, you cant help but laugh at the person.

'WHY aren't you having anything to drink!? Choooose one making you better feeling!'

-Tom Green

'Is Mike Nick and Mike Wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

-Member of the OTC-

 
sucks for him

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the moral of the story is, do not stand near shit you blow up

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haha! jack sparrow is the best pirate ever!

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hahaha, I can just picture him on fire...and I'd be standin there laughin my ass off like on billy madison when eric catches on fire while he's tryin to bake a cake....that's hilarious...my friend lit himself on fire a couple of times, accidentally, and we always just laugh at him while he runs around tryin to put it out...it's fun

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We were testing out this potatoe cannon that my buddy Julian and I made. We put way too much hairspray in. This means there wasn't enough room for the proper amount of oxygen so an explosion could occur. Julian opened it up and looked in carefully while the other guy held the gun. Nothing happened when we hit the trigger. Finally I had a look in, but by this time hair spray had come out and oxygen had come in. When I hit the trigger the second time, FLOOOMP! A huge flame shot out the back and into my face. It just felt like a pleasent warmth. And then all my eyelashes, eyebrows and hair turned a yellowish white and crinkled off. It was cool.

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na a lot of people have gun powder. ive got gunpowder in my house from my dad reloading shells

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
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