Holy Shit Kate Upton (NSFW)
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j.saaaarela
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Eh, not the biggest fan of kate upton. She is pretty good looking, but not my number one. Can't think of a number one right now, but Nicky Whelan is pretty far up there:
mmm dat aussie accent...
mmm dat aussie accent...
railbomber
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she doesn't have
forrest-cole
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Sounds like those aren't her only lady parts that are loose eh.. haha
TechnoPotamus
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wu-tang swimsuits, diversify yo' tits and shit, bitches
messplay
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shes photographed for a reason and that being her face and eye. terry richardson is a fence sitting camera holder though anyway.
as discussed on numerous accounts, anyone with a brain and a set of eyes can tell that upton is chub chubs. no curves except for her droopy dubs, but for naturality - damnnn. side shot is on point, and terry prob poked her
as discussed on numerous accounts, anyone with a brain and a set of eyes can tell that upton is chub chubs. no curves except for her droopy dubs, but for naturality - damnnn. side shot is on point, and terry prob poked her
Downtofilm
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Are you a reet?
Check your meter bro.
Check your meter bro.
562056961108
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Real women (aka beautiful women) have curves and are proportionate, gentlemen.
Everybody generally has a preference, and it tends to vary by cultural upbringing. But generally, we all have something in common: the Hip to Waist ratio. This is why Marisa Miller, Beyonce, and Kate Upton can be considered "10's" but have completely different body types. See below.
The concept and significance of WHR as an indicator of attractiveness was first theorized by evolutionary psychologist Devendra Singh at the University of Texas at Austin in 1993.[16][17] Singh argued that the WHR was a more consistent estrogen marker than the Bust–waist ratio (BWR) studied at King's College, London by Dr. Glenn Wilson in the 1970s.[18][19]
Some researchers have found that the waist-hip ratio (WHR) is a significant measure of female attractiveness.[20] Women with a 0.7 WHR are usually rated as more attractive by men from Indo-European cultures.[21] Preferences may vary, according to some studies,[22] ranging from 0.6 in China, South America, and some of Africa[23] to 0.8 in Cameroon and among the Hazda tribe of Tanzania,[14][24][25] with divergent preferences according the ethnicity of the observed being noted.[26][27]
It appears that men are more influenced by female waist-size than hip-size:
"Hip size indicates pelvic size and the amount of additional fat storage that can be used as a source of energy. Waist size conveys information such as current reproductive status or health status ... in westernized societies with no risk of seasonal lack of food, the waist, conveying information about fecundity and health status, will be more important than hip size for assessing a female's attractiveness."
—Journal of Biological Psychology, [28]
To enhance their perceived attractiveness, some women may artificially alter their apparent WHR. The methods include the use of a corset to reduce the waist size and hip and buttock padding to increase the apparent size of the hips and buttocks. In an earlier attempt to quantify attractiveness, corset and girdle manufacturers of the 20th century used a calculation called hip spring[29] (orhip-spring or hipspring), calculated by subtracting the waist measurement from the hip measurement. However this calculation fell into disuse because it is a poor indicator of attractiveness; for example, a hip spring of 10 inches (250 mm) would likely be considered quite attractive for an average-sized adult woman, but a child or petite woman with the same number would more likely be seen as malnourished.
Waist-Hip Ratio is also a reliable cue to one’s sex and it is hypothesized that the "individuals who represent a mismatch based on the cue provided by WHR (e.g., women with high WHRs or men with low WHRs) would likely be viewed as unattractive by the opposite sex." [30]
Taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist%E2%80%93hip_ratio
This, of course, can vary by individual preference and individual upbringing too.
So, all you pre-teen fappers who watch too much porn out and haven't learned the ropes out there probably go for some barbie doll proportions ( probably a WHR of ~.60-.65). No fault of your own, just a function of your lack of experience, cultural, historical (i.e age), or otherwise.
I prefer my women to be naturally curvier I've found (a la Kate Upton, a HWR of ~.7), because they don't tend to be psychotic about their fitness/weight/self-esteem/daddy issues, which allows them to drink beer and have fun, and have more personality. Seriously.
So when you say
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you're really saying "'Dat WHR"
Thanks to Science, Kate Upton Wins!
Everybody generally has a preference, and it tends to vary by cultural upbringing. But generally, we all have something in common: the Hip to Waist ratio. This is why Marisa Miller, Beyonce, and Kate Upton can be considered "10's" but have completely different body types. See below.
The concept and significance of WHR as an indicator of attractiveness was first theorized by evolutionary psychologist Devendra Singh at the University of Texas at Austin in 1993.[16][17] Singh argued that the WHR was a more consistent estrogen marker than the Bust–waist ratio (BWR) studied at King's College, London by Dr. Glenn Wilson in the 1970s.[18][19]
Some researchers have found that the waist-hip ratio (WHR) is a significant measure of female attractiveness.[20] Women with a 0.7 WHR are usually rated as more attractive by men from Indo-European cultures.[21] Preferences may vary, according to some studies,[22] ranging from 0.6 in China, South America, and some of Africa[23] to 0.8 in Cameroon and among the Hazda tribe of Tanzania,[14][24][25] with divergent preferences according the ethnicity of the observed being noted.[26][27]
It appears that men are more influenced by female waist-size than hip-size:
"Hip size indicates pelvic size and the amount of additional fat storage that can be used as a source of energy. Waist size conveys information such as current reproductive status or health status ... in westernized societies with no risk of seasonal lack of food, the waist, conveying information about fecundity and health status, will be more important than hip size for assessing a female's attractiveness."
—Journal of Biological Psychology, [28]
To enhance their perceived attractiveness, some women may artificially alter their apparent WHR. The methods include the use of a corset to reduce the waist size and hip and buttock padding to increase the apparent size of the hips and buttocks. In an earlier attempt to quantify attractiveness, corset and girdle manufacturers of the 20th century used a calculation called hip spring[29] (orhip-spring or hipspring), calculated by subtracting the waist measurement from the hip measurement. However this calculation fell into disuse because it is a poor indicator of attractiveness; for example, a hip spring of 10 inches (250 mm) would likely be considered quite attractive for an average-sized adult woman, but a child or petite woman with the same number would more likely be seen as malnourished.
Waist-Hip Ratio is also a reliable cue to one’s sex and it is hypothesized that the "individuals who represent a mismatch based on the cue provided by WHR (e.g., women with high WHRs or men with low WHRs) would likely be viewed as unattractive by the opposite sex." [30]
Taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist%E2%80%93hip_ratio
This, of course, can vary by individual preference and individual upbringing too.
So, all you pre-teen fappers who watch too much porn out and haven't learned the ropes out there probably go for some barbie doll proportions ( probably a WHR of ~.60-.65). No fault of your own, just a function of your lack of experience, cultural, historical (i.e age), or otherwise.
I prefer my women to be naturally curvier I've found (a la Kate Upton, a HWR of ~.7), because they don't tend to be psychotic about their fitness/weight/self-esteem/daddy issues, which allows them to drink beer and have fun, and have more personality. Seriously.
So when you say
you're really saying "'Dat WHR"
Thanks to Science, Kate Upton Wins!
will_powder
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The problem is that she sounds retarded. Like seriously challenged. Go watch the letterman interview she talks like a middle school valley girl...
Toby.Dickson
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dont lie to yourself zac.
.AR6rider.
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Meh, not a fan.
west-coast
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Dragonite.
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Kate Upton, Y U NO DO PR0N?!?!!??!!??!!1
Backyard.Skier
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all you guys hating on DTF better double check yourselves cause you clearly don't understand sarcasm
howlongcanausern
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how the fuck can i fuck up how you feel about YOU? simple bitch.
GayWolf420
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It's easy to over-analyze a girls features when you never go outside
Ski_ThEast
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i still don't understand how people are picking things apart
TechnoPotamus
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this is not related to kate upton, but to some of the stupid comments i'm reading in this thread.
i love when people try and get everyone to have a pity party for women because they don't look like supermodels. Harden the fuck up you little babies. Most men don't look like male models either because they're too busy eating pizza and drinking beer and doing other unhealthy and lazy endeavors. Both men and women who have self-image issues can cry me a goddamn river.
Not happy with how you look? Stop eating like shit and binge drinking every weekend. Start working out. Have some self-discipline and self respect. If anybody gave a shit about excuses for why somebody is fat or looks like crap, we would ask for them.
i love when people try and get everyone to have a pity party for women because they don't look like supermodels. Harden the fuck up you little babies. Most men don't look like male models either because they're too busy eating pizza and drinking beer and doing other unhealthy and lazy endeavors. Both men and women who have self-image issues can cry me a goddamn river.
Not happy with how you look? Stop eating like shit and binge drinking every weekend. Start working out. Have some self-discipline and self respect. If anybody gave a shit about excuses for why somebody is fat or looks like crap, we would ask for them.
lizard.stuff
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Hatsnballs
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Twas sarcasm people
and check your meters!
and check your meters!