Holy fuck

[A@ron]

the fucking cops are after me now. what should i do

 

[A@ron]

ahahaha no for real

 

[A@ron]

ya dood wireless can you come and pick me up

 

[nitsua]

umm why are they after u?

where are you?

 

[A@ron]

im hidding in the ditch of freeway 35 right now but i should keep moving. can someone bring me some apples and a couple cases of 30-06 shells.

 

[mnjib]

sorry man i am all out of 30-06 if you have anything that takes a 45mm or 9 i have lots of that kickin around my room.

 

[A@ron]

that will work but i prefer the 30-06 because than i can hit the target farther away. i wish i had a rocket launcher becuase the damn police helicopter keeps flying around. i have not yet been spotted.

 

[mnjib]

let me see if i have mine. i lent it to petey last week and i dont remeber if he gave it back or not. he had to take care of some gapper issues at spirit with it.

 

[A@ron]

nice dood im so fuckin bored........cant wait until tomarrow so i can ski.

 

[mnjib]

bitch i had dat shit way befo dem dayz.

 

[mnjib]

sure i am short but fuck you i am going to the bar tonight bitch.

 

[Pklink04]

i still got it, there are a few things that i have to take care of...

 

[mnjib]

ok cool just get it back to me when you can. do you still have my death ray as well?

 

[Pklink04]

i thought you gave that to me for keeps. I traded it to some guys in north korea

 

[mnjib]

oh yea you gave me the US launch codes for the nukes for that lil baby thats right how silly of me to forget.

 

[murphski]

hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!

 

[mnjib]

suck my nuts douche bag.

 

[darrel]

you are retarded