Hippos, the deadly beast

[dynathug]

hippos are just straight thug

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

wait so hippos secreet bubble gum?

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!

 

[hippie_cat]

there was a hippo on the grassy knoll.

yeah, you heard me.

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member of the sds suicide watch focus group

 

[-=koLLac=-]

epic it is...I heard the government workedon a secret project to train hippos fo military purposes

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy

 

[Mike-O]

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

 

[*Fujative*]

i dont care, i still like hippos

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski

 

[chemicalski]

probably been posted buttttttt

it was necissary

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/hipponoodles.html

 

[whattheshit]

yea, the doom beast part made me laugh.

 

[spin]

what if it sat on you though? or pooped on you? not so cute anymore, huh

 

[whattheshit]

you know what else is deadly?

the ambulances will have to wait their turn.

 

[Stan_Darsh]

yeah dude thats gnar. i went to africa and saw some. my impression of them changed quite a bit after that

 

[stinkypoodangle]

those pictures made me laugh pretty hard

 

[Peetri]

hippos are fairly large.

 

[ThaLorax]

i've been joking about hippos for so long you can't even remember. it making me happy to see that people are finally acknowledging the greatness of the hippo. plus, chuck norris kicks ass.

also, "Hippos can open their mouths wide enough to fit a 4ft tall boy inside" that's straight from the NS random facts thing.

 

[rockymountainmilitia]

zaboomafoo!!!!!!!!!!

thats the show that shit was on, with the lemuw that jumps around. I used to watch zaboomafoo when i was burning out al the time. theres some interesting facts on that show, plus you get jump around like a lemur and sing crazy songs!

 

[Norred]

i have a picture of a rynocerous from the zoo on my phone.

 

[Maximumsushi]

I saw some hippos last week and took some photos.

I call this one "Destroyer of Souls"

Here is a picture of some rhinos taking a shit:

The first rhino shit on the ground and then this guy walked over, inspected and then shit on top of the other guy's shit. It was sweet!

 

[bitchassphatz]

hippos are scarey! but they'll always have a place in my heart because of:

 

[bitchassphatz]

they definately tested it with asians.

 

[gnustreetfool]

hippos are g

 

[Thomson.]

Hungry hungry hip-pos!

 

[TheButterHashira]

dont be fooled that is just a baby hippo. soon it will realize its adulthood and be a bonified killing machine. it shall spare no one

 

[papasteeze]

say the word!

 

[yelsel]

HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO!!!!

 

[R.Fahey]

Haha. This thread has sooo many good one liners in it. It's comical.

 

[R.Fahey]

WHoaaaa. NEWS FLASH. Hippos aren't heartless killing machines. They're soft, caring, cumbersome cuddlers (alliteration). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H65twliqex0

Look at that.

 

[Maximumsushi]

The hippo just saved the antelope so he could torture it.

 

[comeatmebro]

i hate hippos. i never won that fucking game once. im probably going to kill all hippos some day.

 

[eyeLiektoSkee]

no because in their stomach they have 5 extra mouths with more crazy teeth to rip apart live humans after swallowing them

 

[TheMoostafian]

hahahahahaha

but yea, no one fucks with hippos, they do whatever they want

 

[snwbrdmilf]

How did I miss this?!?!

HIPPOPOTAMUS!! *wink wink*

 

[GatoGordo]

I made a hippo eating a penguin out of clay in ceramics class. it's sick. i would post pictures, but i will foget, and i'm just too lazy.

 

[Elijah.]

When he was putting its head in its mouth it was actually burning him with saliva.

 

[t-roy]

i really like how you described them. where did you find out that they are the animal that causes the most human deaths?