HILARIOUS song me and my friends wrote one night in the summer

Joshua.

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why herro

dere my name is Chang, please feel free to suck on my wang while i tell

you a story about this guy, who while jacking off got wasabi in his eye

our story starts in city of Beijing, poor chinks name, was Wu-Ling

he was jacking off in his sushi shop, when his friend walked in with some weed and a mop

Wu-Ling was startled and shouted WOAH!

hit his head on a shelf and wasabi fell like snow

right then and there, it fell in his eye

Wu=Ling had neva eva seen this chink cry

so he ran to the sink to help him wash it out,

but sadly slipped on some sour crout

so the story ends both men on the ground

police drove up cuz they heared the loud sound

as they looked in they were startled by the mess,

but they new these chinks well and expected nothing less

so thats our story, now make your own!

be careful on the streets dawg, and dont get boned!!!!
 
sorry, left out a part where wu-ling slips, sorry

"he then screamed, OH MY PING PONG

he thought he had broke his little asian schlong"
 
edited and perfected version

why herro dere my name is Chang, please feel free to suck on my wang while i tell you a story about this guy, who while jacking off got wasabi in his eye

our story starts in city of Beijing, poor asian's name, was Wu-Ling

he was jacking off in his sushi shop, when his friend walked in with some weed and a mop

Wu-Ling was startled and shouted WOAH!

hit his head on a shelf and wasabi fell like snow

right then and there, it fell in his eye

Wu=Ling had neva eva seen this man cry

so he ran to the sink to help him wash it out,

but sadly slipped on some sour crout

he then screamed " OH MY PING PONG "

he thought he had broke his little asian schlong

so the story ends both men on the ground

police drove up cuz they heared the loud sound

as they looked in they were startled by the mess,

but they new these fools well and expected nothing less

so thats our story, now make your own!

be careful on the streets dawg, and dont get boned!!!!
 
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