high girls in the night

next time you see a girl who you think might fake it, give her a non alcoholic beer and see what she does. that is the true test of faked drunkenness.

Joel
 
lanks is right, I do that alot. I give people non-alcoholic becks in a glass for some girls second beer to see if they're just being dumb. half the time they are just being dumb! which I dont get. cause if u act dumb when tryin to be drunk it is never as funny as a drunk person being dumb.

lates moe

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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

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and or a bitch

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
macmahooooooooooooooooooooooon, your body doesn't build up a tolerance to alcohol. if you get drunk off one beer you'll always get drunk off one beer (unless you gain/lose weight or muscle). you can get used to being drunk which explains why people that drink a lot don't SEEM as drunk, it's just cause they learn to handle themselves

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
what about tolerance to weed...isnt it true that the more you smoke, the less it takes to get you high...? not sure...

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Make turns, not war
 
ya it works for herb. i have had to quit for like a week a few times just to get high again

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
Oops, sorry Brody.

Anyway, although some people may have a lower tolerance to alcohol, there are also shit loads of people who do fake it. These three chicks who go to my school: Sila, Kristina, and Megan, always fake that they're drunk. They'll just come to school and stumble around and act all stupid and try to be funny, but everyone knows they're completely sober. It's rediculous and annoying. They're three of the chicks from the 'popular' croud, too. Sad thing is, they always try to convince me to go 'get drunk' with them. Stupid chicks.

Didn't Eminem make a track/skit thing on his Marshall Mathers (I think) album with this guy who he gave a nonalcoholic beer to and a fake gun and all of this other shit, and the guy was acting like a complete dumbass. That entertained me.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
the track with the fake gun, fake acid, non-ale booze was adam sandler of the 'they're all gonna laugh at you' album! soo jokes!

sarah come over and I will play it for u...

lates moe

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sluts are fun when your board

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whoever said progress is a slow process wasn’t talking about me.

I’m a mother fucking P.I.M.P. Plus I got the magic stick

 
you don't do stupid things like this when you are high man they are just stupid girls... maybie if you drink but not high

PAG
 
Yeah! That one... It's alright... I have the CD

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
im pretty sure they were for real cause if she wasnt she wouldnt have done it

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So many girls fake drunk, it's the dumbest thing in the world. I could go on for hours but to size things up women are all like that because all they want is attention. It's gotten to the point where the only time I want to be around girls drinking or smoking is at parties, I am really petite and I can drink a beer and feel just fine and my friends will like sip their's down and be like 'HAHAHA MAN I AM SO DRUNK!!!!' it goes back to my post about hyperness... man.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
 
yeah, i know what you mean about that. Like when you're drinking Red Bull, the caffeine buzzes you a bit, but the hyperness is completely mental.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
Girls actualy lack an enzyme in their stomach that regulates the break down of alcohol into the bloodstream. So their bodies process it at twice the rate males do. (true fact) But yeah lots of people fake drunk I just dont see how thats anymore fun than being drunk?

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
While I've heard the 'women process ale twice as fast' I've also heard that 'you can develop your tolerance' Also, there was a study done to show that food eaten before drinking can increase your legal consumption by 25%. I htink it was 25% dont quote me on that though.

lates moe

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i love how this conversation has gone from some high girl with her clit pierced to jacobs ladders to alcohol digesting enzymes. ahh good old ns forums...

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if you eat before drinking as opposed to not eating, you'll bve able to hold more alcohol, but that's just cause the food absorbs the alcohol. but i'm 100% sure that you CANNOT build a tolerance to alcohol, you just control yourself better

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
if u can control yourself better that is tolerance. tolerance is defined by someons's control on their body. if u can control your reaction to something like alcohol, u have tolerance. if u can increase your control, u are increasing your toloerance.

lates moe

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no, you're wrong. your BAC (blood alcohol content) would take more alcohol to raise if you developed a tolerance. but it doesn't. if your blood alcohol is at a certain point after 5 beers one time you drink, it's gonna be the same BAC after five beers the next time you drink whether you act drunk or not.

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
I doubt there is a medical reason or whatever...but I used to be able to drink huge amounts before I actually got 'drunk'...but then didnt drink/smoke anything for 2 months and found that afterwards it took less to affect me.

CMc - *NSFD*

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win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
whatever man, I've gone a couple months without drinking in the past and then when I go to parties I pass out after like 6 beers, cause I'm not used to it. now its summer again I've been drinking more, and 6 beers wont make me pass out anymore 10 beers and I'll be ready for bed. so dont tell me about tolerance, I'm telling you how it is for me, so I cant be wrong!

lates moe

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slutty indeed

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well that's what i'm saying moe, when you don't drink often you're not used to it and you get tired/act wasted or whatever, but your BAC is still the same after x amount of beers as it was before. trust me, i am POSITIVE

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
^ he is right. Yout BAC is a constant. Your reaction to your BAC is a dependent.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

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you do build a tolerance to it your first time you mite get drunk of of like 3 beers but if you drink hard core you may need 20 to get drunk

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exactly alcohol is a females excuse for being a slut but why the fuck should we care and fuck if i was you and that bitch showed me her clit with her friend i woulda been like hey i got an apartment you guys wanna go have a 3 some?

Go Big and Die!
 
eat a loaf of bread before drinking

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
Haha, I was out in town last night and there was this kid that told us his name wa steve but his real name is dave and his girl friend came up and this guy was more messed up than I have ever seen anybody (I've been to some wildass parties) and she was like, what the fuck are you on? And she seemed fine for like five minutes, we were talking and shit, then she started acting all like messed up, not high, just messed up. i think she was just faking it to be a whore, even though she already is a whore and half my school has had sex with her already...

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'

~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'

~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'

~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
 
and I think that the 'tolerance' that all of you are talking about is just how you see things after some many drinks, your BAC is pretty constant, but different types of alcohol do give you different BAC level, not like proof/alcohol content, i mean that different ones absorbe into the blood more quickly and such ;)

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'

~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'

~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'

~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
 
yea man if some chick was showing me her clit or some shit i would clearly try and get some. And yea fake drunks suck that is wierd

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
1. i know girls who can put down more alky than a 300 lb football player

2. a jacobs ladder is wrong....any cock piercing is wrong, but that didn't stop like ten of my stupid friends

3. a girl i know got her clit pierced because she heard all that shit about it making you wet all the time and the piercing hit a major nerve ending and now she can't have orgasms any more

let's see what other directions this thread takes....

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Strode brings up a good point, it's pretty hard to not fuck yourself up...

And I think that if they were really high they wouldn't have asked to show you anything, let alone their clit. They are just dirty whores who use that as an excuse to be so...

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'

~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'

~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'

~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
 
being 13 sucks, sorry man

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i don't either

mattster, you crack me up. i've been over that about 4 times already

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
you know what pisses me off, is when you get high with someone and they say something retarded that noone would ever say when they are high and they keep doing it over and over, just to seem cool maybe but its still mad annoying, and i know someone who does it alot and it tottally ruins my high, which is also not cool

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
if u think people fake a lot it relates to where they are. people fake more in high school than university.

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

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