hiding a bong

i got a digital safe suckas

store all my merchandice in it

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
'thats not a bong...its for my schlong'

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
wrapped in towel in golf bag.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

If Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.

Representin' in the 3-1-5
 
That is exactly where I keep mine in the summer...

Also: Inside the port-holes of a sea kayak in a case.

In a footon couch (the foldout ones, underneath it is perfect storage, the one I have atleast).

Golfbag is the best though.

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

Junction 133 Productions
 
depends how big it is

if it is standard size try finding a book that is about the same sive and carve a hole is the pages so when you open the book the bong is there.

just dont spill the water, i spilt in on my fav jacket one time, might as well just burn it cause it was over.

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
i gotta bong that goes from the 2nd story of my house, out the window onto the front lawn, the community gathers when i lite it up

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
put a lamp shade on it and pretend it's a lamp

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
you've been watch'n too much how high reedy, the best thing to do is keep your spot creative and sometimes simple works better the harder it is for you to get to the better hiding drugs is a talent

REPRESENT 'B.D.E.'

HARDCORES UP IN DIZS PEICE
 
just like hiding porn is a talent, but i dont have the privelage of having my own bong

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
I just moved my room around so that its tough to get to one half of my closet is where all my sweaters are and shit. My bong fit perfectly in the sleeve of a sweater and I folded it up all neat and put it in the middle worked perfect. She isnt with us anymore after not making it through a fall from a boat onto the garage floor.RIP

As for spilling bong water I went camping with my friend and we were parking and putting like shit on and she knocked it over and it was still full cause we were about to toke again and it spilled all over the driver seat and reaked like rotten bong water. I guess my mom never smoked out of to many bongs because she just said it smelled bad.

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
it's IN the computer?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
used a large tube sock to put over it(if its under like 18') to hide a good amount of the smell, thick wool socks work the best, then just stick it somewhere out of the way

 
Yeah I used to hide mine in my sock drawer but my parents found it last week, they gave it back and told me they wern't going to tell me not to do, now i keep it on the bookshelf

 
old computer, disconnect wires and make sure that the computer will not be used again. wrap it up in a towel or carefully place it in.close the computer up.

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{2002-2003 MCM}

Proud member of the NS ogre, lanky bastards posse.

'im 12''7', 790 pounds. my penis is 23' flacid and from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinkie is 14' even. my pubic hair is longer than the hair on your head, and i wear a size 35 shoe. my testicles resemble two coconuts in a wet paper bag...yes, im an actual giant, but i still dont want to be part of your shitty club.' - mommy

 
i was gonna say put a light bulb on top and say its a lamp..buttt nooooo john fricken posted it first....and i havent seen how high so im guessing that idea was in there

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
HA - someone in employee housing a few years ago tried to disguise a 6 footer as a lamp, but no one fell for it.

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
just tell ur parents its a penis pump, they will understand

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
computer one is good. big ass speaker boxes work nice, but they usually get checked. inside the arms of couches.

Lets go skiing
 
on the roof outside, jammed between 2 drainage pipes, keeps it steady and hidden, but i spose not everyone has that available

'Remember, dont pull your dick out untill she asks, or sleeping, BAH' - Jay's little angel

'They call them fingers but ive never seen 'em fing......... oh, there they go' Otto in the stoner episode
 
put it on a desk, and say it is ure new lamp...

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
put it in a water tight container and float it in the top part of the toilet

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
cut a hole in something and throw it in. I cut a hole through the dry wall in my room and I slide everything in there. I just put a poster over the hole.

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
i hide shit in the ceiling and i hide my weed in my cd cabinet between cd cases

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
the best is if you have ceiling tiles in your basement or something, you can push them up and hide all kinds of stuff in there.

it works for bottles of jack so it will be able to support the weight

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There are good times, and then there are good times...
 
also a good thing....

wont work for a bong, but it works nicely for a small piece and stash.

i use a small Puzz 3D london telephone booth, pops apart for easy access and is inconspicuous, can get it for like 8 bucks at toys r us or something like that.

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There are good times, and then there are good times...
 
hey i know, make one the lenght of ur staircase and just disguise it as the handrail

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
hahaha I like the lampshade, inside the computer, and handrail extension...all good.

I'd just leave it on my desk...or put it in my closet.

marian
 
closet? thats where I stash the ol' double chamber when the rents come down..

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
my mom took my glass bong so i busted out the ol' souble chamber and smoked a bowl during dinner that got me kicked out of the house for a week.

 
tell your mom its a dildo when she finds it and she will shut up about it

Sahid: I know how it is

Sahid: you country bumpkin people don't have much going on...lets not lie

Then I said...: no that is true

Then I said...: we just stick to bumpkining
 
get your dresser, take out bottom drawer. there is a space between floor and where drawer goes. place bong (if small enough) there and put drawer back. also wrap your weed in tin foil. it hides all smell, but parents might think it's crack if found.

Its not winning or loosing that matters, its making fun of the fat kid that comes in last.

You can call me Bob........M.D.
 
dude that would be crazy, it would be like 20 ft long, mad rips, ud be fucked up before u cleared it

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
when ur doing ur girlfriend up the ass, shove it up there. she'll think ur cock is like 5 feet long. and leave it in there until u wanna get high again. just make sure u wash it off before u use it canse it might be kinda poopy.

Hoked on Foniks Wurked fur me. kant u tel?

 
OOORR if u have oen of those things where u put ur clouthes in it whne u go ona plain ... u could put it in that ... my friend made like 7 bongs and he put them on hi shelf bcuz his mom is retardetdly stooped and he says he like to make things... but he hides his drinks in his ... case where he puts lugagge... do it put ur case thing in ur closet and have blamkets on it thewn put it in

NO one will ever suspect a thing

 
^^^^^ wha???

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
you know those plastic flower turny things? just put one of those in your bong and say it's a vase...

or just leave it and say it's your puffer... you know, the asmah (sp?)

Darryl Hunt

'what else has white stuff that you don't have to suck out?' my girlfriend about why cadbury cream eggs are good
 
it doesn't work for bongs but for small pieces or a stash, unsrew a flash light and take all the bateries out, (has to be a C or D battery flash light) put your shit in a film canister in the middle of the batteries and it hides all smell and the flash light still works

 
uhhh... how wuld the flashlight still work if you put film canisters in instead of batteries?

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
fucktard the flashlight isnt supposed to work, its for holding your shit

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
or you can turn your flashlight into a bong. my friend made a nice hittin bong out of a maglight a few years ago.

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
^^ thats retarded do what i said put it in a luggage holder which should go in ur closet covered by blankets

 
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