i would like simon... but he's a complete asshole to everyone i know, one night he came into my house with a huge group of kids and my roommate said "why are you guys here?" and simon replied "you better watch what you say and shut the fuck up asshole" and another time we were at a party at my friends house and simon walked up to him and said "who do you know here? you should probably be on your way kid" and my friend replied "uh.... i live here, who are you?" and the examples go on... he might be good at skiing but what an asshole