Um lets see here...
*searches through wallet finding liquor store receipt, ripped dollar bill and ball of pocket lint* Stock options? Okay around 50,000 members, most of them delinquent cleptomaniacs, if everyone raided there local 711 penny tray at an average of 10 cents a day for about 3 years that would be enough…but first use it to get into Guinness book for largest penny jar, capitalize off new fame, get on Conan O’Brian. Start magazine, get rich, proceed to build money bin. swim in it.
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'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST