Hey, come on omegle!

[Bateman]

I dont know how new this is, but anyways: theres this (maybe new) feature on there that lets you find strangers with the same facebook likes as you.

Which means, that NSers that has liked all kinds of skiing related stuff most likely will meet.

Gooooo

 

[Spinoza]

It's gross and cold outside

 

[ataraxia]

I lol'd

 

[Juicy-J]

ok. ask how to get to chads from the bottom of alta. im blaming you if i come across some fat middle eastern guy jacking off

 

[Juicy-J]

or wait, just put in the little bar that asks what your intrests are

chads gap

newschoolers

skiing

 

[Juicy-J]

just met this DIME

 

[Phil-X-]

Prolly a GIF, did you actually talk to her or did she just type?

 

[Puns]

The last time I met someone on omegle he withheld sex and asked to write his username on my chest for some 'epic thread' ... never again.

 

[Juicy-J]

wasnt a gif. she was polish and we used google translate to hold a conversation, I made her smile and laugh too. nothing seemed like it was looping or anything

 

[Bateman]

those are exactly the symptoms of a gif dude.

im so sorry.

 

[Phil-X-]

Dude im polish, hook a brother up

 

[sandybov.ill]

you made her laugh? your totally in....mail order time?

 

[roddy116]

i was on their last night and i found like 5 people that were listening to nickelback.

 

[Juicy-J]

naw dude i really dont think it was

 

[Puns]

he basically had a threesome

 

[Masta_Baka]

i think i saw a couple newschoolers on there beating their meat.

 

[Peter.]

oh, i'll come on omegle for sure

anyone see what i did there

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

bored as fuck, someone try to find me on the video thing using interests. You'll know it's me

 

[CheddarJack]

what you see there, I did it.

hold up.

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

I FOUND A REAL NEWSCHOOLER

 

[Dragonite.]

WAS IT BOBO BAGGINS?

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

I dunno...he had a beard and shit.

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

are you guys on the video? and i know the little shit bag said he fucked my mother and then left...real classy act

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

stay. i'll be there shortly

 

[cornholio]

i'll claim that

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

+k

 

[E__]

I found Frenchy a little while ago.

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

chat or video?

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

OHAIII

 

[miroz]

Hahahahahaha classic NSG.

 

[E__]

Only chat. I screen shotted it but for all I know it could've been someone trolling, I don't think it was though.

 

[Downtofilm]

if you see a kid flipping the bird, that shit is me.

 

[dergblerp]

I hope you dress like this while browsing NS on an average evening. Or am I the only one?

 

[Downtofilm]

My best omegle chat session ever.

 

[Downtofilm]

One of you NS fucks connected to me and disconnected

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

ahahahahahahahahaha I lost so hard

 

[Forcillo]

Someone get on chat, this shit isn't working

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

little late, but this helps me procrastinate my homework for a bit longer haha so someone come and find me yo

 

[Forcillo]

going now, will ask you how to get to chads from the bottom of alta

 

[Forcillo]

SUCCESS!

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

/claim

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

come find me NS! I'm bored as shit

 

[roddy116]

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:[/b] heeeellllo

You:[/b] how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of vista alta?!

Stranger:[/b] google maps that shit

You:[/b] shiiiiieeeet

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Joebin]

Ive only been getting 15 year old fat kids. Where all da white women at?!?

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

I'm so sorry you had to hear that.

 

[*ninja*]

lets watch 50 year old indians masturbate! wooohoooo! gotta love omegle jk