Hey All You Fuckers.

caylorswift

caylorswift

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I, Sam Caylor, Beefy Tits, Cake Tits, Pie Tits, have proof, that i can ski. SO FUCK ALL YOU HATERS.

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°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
 
sweet dude, i dont care

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
and plus i cant really tell whats goin on there

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
unless thats a zero spin, that picture just proves that you cant

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
actually i think it would be the worst if it was a 0, if it was like a 1440 then it would say something

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
heh, yeah im just going to slowlly back away from this one

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
ya... without a doubt cko... without a doubt.

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
fat man flying thru the air.........not very safe

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I respect sam more then most people on this site. He is more mature then most of you, and can actually hold a conversation. Id much rather be with a guy like sam then some super skinny LITTLE boy, like most of you. You guys need to get over your ego's and stop making skiing about who's the best. Are you guys the type that go on the hill and try to out ski eachother? Are you constantly concerned with how good you look skiing? Are you trying to be better then everyone else? Skiing is about going out there, skiing hard, and having fun. I could care less about what other people think of me when im skiing, and I really dont give a shit if Im better then everyone else. Get over yourselves, and maybe skiing will be fun again. Attitudes are what ruins the sport, and those attitudes are caused by insecure scared little boys.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
^God, calm down....everybody respects Sam... too bad that's not him. But DAMN, Moseley has REALLY let himself go...

 
^nicely put

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Get over it

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
 
Very nice Sam is that the kicker that u hit a the campus

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
 
Not bad, who cares if you can ski your Sam you are part of NS.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
the temp out there is really 20 below but due to sams insane amount of body fat hes able to rock a t shirt and break a sweat

Fuck You
 
like a walrus or sea lion in antartica?

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
you guys are fuckin stupid! 'photoshopped'? who the fuck would photoshop sumthin that small?! id personally put myself 18 feet higher..

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- sasha

- defying the laws of gravity
 
Sam... i think that bigsky girl is hiting on you.... you should go for her... shes hot. ;)

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Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
way to go sam!

180 to me

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
^ she may be hot and all.... but sam calls people 'fucking jews' all the time... and thats kind of lame when your trying to 'hold your own' in a conversation...

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
^^^^^^^^shut yer mouth ya fucking jew!!!!!

btw, why should we all respect sam? hes just a poor lost little boy

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
i like sam. he is a nice boy...and yea im with dave sam...go for bigskygurl

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
Sam, thats sexy. I always knew you had it in you.

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^Rowen^

'Shut up norton!'

-Kevywevy

'Its the Smell.'

'Tight, tight, crevice.'

'Haaappy H-H-aawwwwnakUU! Miiiirry ChRIStMasss! kWAanzaa!'

-Vern Fonk
 
ive never doubted/heard anyone doubt sam being a skiier....and i think strode420 put it the best...

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
i havent seen sam on in forever, maybe im just not observant

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
he ate shit pretty bad on that 180, had to get his ass bandaged up b/c he seemed to puncture it with his binding...heres a pic he sent to me.

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--DEFY SKEEZ-- im huked up

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.
 
you know how guys say, 'fat girls need lovin too'? well girls also say, 'fat guys need lovin too'? pass me a cheese burger.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
props sam, what are you doing on that pic? zero spin?(and im seriously asking, im not hatin')

m1garand deserves to die...Eric Pollard is god...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
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