Here we make outrageous claims we "heard" about Doug's wedding.

[derbski]

I hear that Jibberish is sponsoring the whole thing, and that the best men are getting custom J crown suits.

(I know you guys can do better)

 

[Shadows]

i heard shes the one who stole the llama head

 

[TZA.]

i herd she hates skiing and is a boarder

 

[Smuffy]

i heard that the ring is gonna have "pee in your butt" on it

 

[RudyGarmisch]

The Drama Llama agreed to be the ringbearer.

 

[SteezyOhio]

i heard that the grooms men will be wearing the purple NS google tee's and shes wearing a "so far so hood" tittie tall tee

 

[skithesprings]

i heard the ceremony is at the bottom of alta and the reception is at chads gap.

 

[skiierman]

i heard eheath and i are going to be the best men.

 

[SteezyOhio]

i heard they got eheath his own cake

 

[MANDER]

i heard they wont get a marriage license because they only need pics to show it happened

 

[Afeld]

I heard that instead of a tuxedo he will be wearing a robe and a wizard hat

 

[carbon.pulse]

I heard Tom Wallisch was going to be the wedding preacher.

 

[HamFaceGirl]

i hear that dumont will be the ring bearer

 

[Malcolm]

i heard that their honey moon is going to be sponsored by redbull

 

[jayo.]

i heard he's gonna bang her like a hammer during their honeymoon

 

[T-Holt]

I heard that WME copyrighted their wedding and is going to sue them.

 

[timmi]

dougs getting married? congrats.

i heard that im way out of the loop.

 

[123ski]

I heard someone gave Doug the first 4G Verizon Iphone as a wedding present.

 

[derbski]

Don't worry about it, it was posted on NS's facebook like 2 and a half hours ago, NS is keeping you in the loop.

 

[p-fo]

i heard he'll afterbang the vows

 

[skithesprings]

i heard he'll afterbang his new wife.

 

[p-fo]

afterbang the bang! and hes gonna pee in her butt

 

[Dr.NS]

amanda...

if you take the n and move it around and take away alil bit of it... ARMADA!

looks like there's a collab between NS and armada in the works!!

 

[derbski]

Except that her name isn't Armanda

 

[JayDope]

wait how do u get to the reception from the bottom of alta?!

 

[.Emerson.]

i heard they will get a marriage license but it won't come for a while after because the faunt got bigger

 

[prosnurfer]

ski patrol is going to try and blow up the after party. there such bros

 

[derbski]

I hear that the reception is going to get so crazy, that a ton of people are just going to bone girls while dancing.

 

[Thenowhereman42]

You can't, Mack Dawg will beat you up

 

[WikiWiki]

i heard that she was orgionally gonna use a ver wang dress- but then she signed with scott- or maybe a burton prototype?

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

i heard hansel was gonna perform at the afterparty his new hit " put mah full tilts on"

 

[Balto]

i heard that they are gonna ride in a horse drawn carriage leaving the wedding

the horse how ever is steve

 

[raddar]

i heard warren miller is narrating the ceremony

 

[debrickshaw]

i heard his suit is a burton prototype

 

[lorida]

I heard that he will get a divorce when he realizes each NS member represents a little slice of a big love pie...

I wish you guys the best, I really do...

 

[philipc]

i heard there was lots of free beer and everyone on ns was invited

 

[philipc]

btw... does daves fiance have a sister?

 

[dergblerp]

I heard instead of a wedding gown she's going to wear a white tall tee.

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

I heard the bride is going to slide down the aisle on ON3P skis, and they'll pop open Redbull instead of champagne.

 

[Funnel]

I heard they're both wearing their robe and wizard hats, then honeymooning to Chad's Gap where Doug will proceed to urinate in her buttocks.

 

[Arabian.]

I heard Doug is getting his Wisdom Teeth removed before the ceremony, and his body won't take kindly to the painkillers.
Keep the wedding dress away.

 

[General_Shredgnar]

I heard Doug is going to get a boner while dancing after the ceremony.

 

[Ben.]

i heard Warren Miller Entertainment is suing Doug because they have trademarked use of the word "wedding".

 

[Gaespar]

I heard Doug is going to hand out money for best afterbang at the ceremony!

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Matt Harvey will be staging a online coo and overthrow of NS admins during the punch and dancing.

 

[Elg]

i heard they're getting matching full tilts

 

[derbski]

I hear that instead of her parents walking her down the isle, they are going to ski her down.

 

[yojimbo]

i heard his new mother in law is single and puts out

 

[WikiWiki]

this I can confirm it

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

I heard GWAR was gonna play the reception and cut off the drama llama's head with a SCOTT ski.

 

[pomme-de-terre]

i heard that after doug kisses the bride, he is going to pretzel rodeo 450 out.