INSTAGRAM BASIC TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE
1) Did you use a filter? If not, add a filter. This resolves most issues.
2) Facial expressions- algorithms only allow for one of 4 facial expressions: duck face, seductive smile, flat affect hipster/model look, or overly ecstatic fake candid smile/laughing.
3) Posture- you must endorse the proper posture for media to be accepted. Simplest form is side angles with arching movements to give illusion of size or lack thereof.
4) Content style- Sexualized media is encouraged for highest view ratings. NSFW filter is only necessary if.... I'm kidding it's never necessary. Alternatively, popular styles of greater callings, self inflection, and traveling the world on an endless budget are also options.
5) Use boomerang- it is the best form of video and least annoying. Acceptance rate 100%.
6) Hashtags- a minimum of 10, preferably 20 for acceptance. Professionals average: 23.4 hashtags per post
ADVANCED TROUBLESHOOTING
1) Unplug and replug in all your devices. To simplify this, shut off the main breaker on your house/condo/apt and turn back on after 69 SECONDS. If you live in an apartment, this can typically be accessed in a central power room; for information on lock picking, see this guide from our partners over at WikiHow
https://www.wikihow.com/Pick-a-Lock.
2) Reinstall the app. Buy an iPhone. Upload from iPhone.
3) Reset your device. Perform a factory reset. This usually clears all uploading errors.
4) Delete account. Deleting and re-signing up typically solves any issues related to poor content.
5) If all else fails, please contact our support team of scripted experts who will walk you through all the steps you just completed.
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