HELP with a comeback for " I remember my first beer"

[stempy]

I hear this ALL the time. " I remember my first beer"... what are the best comebacks for this? Anyone have anything good?

 

[cclan]

 

[dex.]

^rofl!!!!

 

[DJ_i_2727]

hahaha shit that is funny

 

[RJD2]

 

[RJD2]

 

[davyjones]

i remember when i had my first comeback?

 

[Silence]

I was too young to remember my first beer

 

[.jr]

I remember when I got my jokes off the internet..

oh the irony.

 

[Arabian.]

Dear OP:

Stop sucking so much, or kick them in the nuts. Either way, stop sucking so much.

 

[SpiritualPlum]

"hahaha... That's so funny... last time i heard that, i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur!!!! (quoted from step-brothers)

 

[FUUUCK]

THIS IS NOT 4CHAN

 

[fujarome]

"well its not that hard to remember what you did earlier today"

 

[rontonsoop]

genius!

 

[Billek]

Why should such a shitty joke cause you so much pain?

 

[[MEGAMO]]

sucking on your alcoholic mothers tit does not count as a beer

 

[A.P.]

such a good movie

 

[freestyler540]

"Me too, but lets keep it to ourselves ok?"

 

[slevin_kelevra]

1.challenge him to a shotgun race

2.Kick his ass in it

3.Don't say anything and walk away

 

[doritos]

Fuck his girl and shoot in her eye. That's really the only thing you can do when someone says something that unforgivable.

 

[Beamer12]

Hahaha thats money right there.

 

[andrew.]

"do you also remember sucking your first dick?"

 

[SteezethePirate]

GOLD

 

[Nicholas.]

say "I don't"

 

[doritos]

Winner.

 

[horner]

Yes, so simple, yet so good.

 

[Arabian.]

Uh, okay, but my post had nothing to do with said site, OP is something I see on NS all the time. Cool ur jets man.

 

[StevenSegal]

damn it that was me i was accidentally on his account

 

[Sno.]

yeah, that was a good one. Also the alcoholic mom one.

 

[Phill.]

lol that is probably one of the greatest movies that came out recently....

 

[Casey]

I'd probly recommend not going to parties where everyone thinks your a faggot

 

[assface]

"Be careful with that joke, its an antique"

 

[sick-as-aids]

say........"cool story hansel"

 

[comeatmebro]

ding ding ding!

 

[garettnorthey]

hahahhahahha I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. I guess because the other person would have nothing to say back and it would seem like you just didn't care.