Help my cat r mooing

[TheAtomicPunk]

I think I may have purchased a defective cat. Does anyone know the warrantee on a cat? Any thoughts would be appreciated.
Thanks guys!

 

[DroppinTheDub]

like meow? or moo? or mooning as in their ass is in the air?

 

[Skittle.]

you should delete your account asap

 

[TheAtomicPunk]

BTW, I tried searchbar and got nothing.

 

[GayWolf420]

Did you hit your cat on a rock?

 

[T-Holt]

Try yanking its tail, I heard that helps.

 

[TheAtomicPunk]

Mooing. Legit. It is a very strange phenomenon. I have tried water but nothing appears to be working.

 

[meth_time]

Throw it in the oven.

Water only encourages it.

 

[low_fidelity]

actually thats a common misconception. You have to smear it with peanut butter and let it outside. The only way

 

[meth_time]

But then you get termites that eat out your floor like a Ukraine orgy.

Buddy, I'm qualified on this shit. Don't call me out on this.

also this

also shit

also .hi.

switch the s and t and its the same words.

 

[Iget]

cool...

 

[low_fidelity]

hey man, I will go toe to toe with you on mooing cats

 

[Chokolite]

did you try rebooting it?

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

take said cat on a roller coaster and buy at least five kilograms of cotton candy, then throw it off a bridge, and party until your heart explodes. that should stop the mooing

 

[JIBpsy^^]

Dress your balls up like mice hang a bunch of thread of them and then dangle them over you cat it may fix your problem or at least make it easier to not pa attention to.

 

[meow.]

does the cat smell like ham sandwiches?

 

[saucybiscuits]

my friends cat moo'd when we got it really high once. just light up and get on his level

 

[TheAtomicPunk]

It smells like ground beef.

 

[Troy.]

Have you tried turning your cat off, then turning it back on again?

 

[E.C.]

this shoulg get all the knots out of your cat

 

[TheAtomicPunk]

When my cat moo's it looks like the one in your avatar.

 

[Njens.]

I am SO confused

 

[[evan]]

At first I was like....What?

But then I was like.......oh thats cool.

 

[ReignMan]

i heard that if you put it in the microwaze it sings.

disclaimer:

it is impossible to put a cat in a microwave.

 

[kootenayklaus]

 

[Master_Debater]

well your cat "r" probably constipated i have the same problems with mine ne the mornings but ive had her for 16 years so warranty ran out.

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

I read this, then I laughed and farted at the same time.

What have you done to me?

 

[jorb.co]

really? surprising..

this thread is awesome.

 

[soulskier]

go see your gynecologist, he/she should help work it out

 

[kootenayklaus]

lol'd

 

[ReignMan]

thaaaatt lookkkedd insanly real.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

put a donut in its butt

 

[ryantheconnolly]

i had a cat that honked once...

 

[thugaim]

fuuuu

 

[proZach]

 

[thugaim]

ITT: people with cat icons.

 

[carbon.pulse]

My cat came into my room right when I opened this thread.

 

[Mike-O]

Mooing Cats: Serious Business.

 

[TheAtomicPunk]

No question about it.

 

[maximiliaan]

i heard there is an reboot button on the back of his head

 

[84891jnf92048]

my cat never makes any noise. i think his speaker got blown out somehow; probably too much bass.

 

[low_fidelity]

I don't think YOU know shit about cats "el gato". Or should say "the dog"

 

[icantskiiFILM]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!