Help me with my apology letter so i can get my pass back

james44

james44

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yea so me and my friend wrote shit on some chairlifts claiming our ski "crew". we have a website for the videos (just for fun whatever) but basicaly tagging a website with a rider list wasnt a great idea and now we are banned from grouse our home mountain. i have a pass for whis but its an hour and a half away so help me write an apology letter so i can get my pass back

notes: im an idiot and i need to write an apology letter to my home mountain for writing on the chairs. help
 
Here ya go:

"I'm sorry my group of friends and I were stupid enough to vandalize property belonging to the resort that was nice enough to offer skiing to us for so long because we felt we needed to act like we were "gangster" and "cool" even though we are, in reality, "white" and "immature". We are simply products of our own lack of self-control, our need for attention, and our inability to think for ourselves in a rational and cohesive manner. I only pray you allow us back to ski on your mountain despite our many, many flaws. We hope you accept our apology."

Sincerely,

Douchebag McDouchbag Blackenstein.

How about that?
 
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