Help me to fuck my friend's laptop

McLS

McLS

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So a good friend of mine had me with a fake fb login page...(yes i know not very clever of me) + he gave me a usb which he said had the docs I asked him for, but in fact it was a nice little virus, which completely fucked with my windows partition somehow...Needless to say i'm pissed, but I want to get back at him over his laptop too. I played nice so he think I forgave him, so he'll click/open/save anything I send as long as its not too obvious...Looked on google a bit, but didn't find anything, I'm looking for something thats gonna fuck with him, but fixable. Im sure one of you troll could come up with something, which will be rewarded by large amount of k.

 
he's actually a very gd friend, just trolls a bit too much...no one knows of any kinda virus of webpage that would get him stuck for a while, or a "opensevrythinginurlaptop" type of thing?
 
Sprinkle it with cress seeds, and give it a healthy spray of water. He will have a garden growing in his keyboard in no time.
 
Sign him up for every email list you can find. I'm thinking blackpeoplemeet.com, cougartown.com, and so forth.
 
Thats a great idea! +k, still needs something else too tho, that won't piss him off that much

ransomware link? where the fuck do you expect me to find it? deep web? and thats probe pushing it a bit too far...

1337???
 
i just thought of something, since he torrents quite a lot, i could find one that has a virus in it! anyone has personal experience with bad torrents?
 
Boot nuke...tell him you burned his favorite game onto a disk for him but when he downloads it bam his whole computer crashes and is unsavable
 
Just piss on the Keyboard. My roomate got so upset when he found out our buddy was playing world of warcraft again, he opened up his brand new gaming laptop and pissed all over it when he was wasted in the middle of the night attempting to find the bathroom.
 
I accidently downloaded an exe file a while ago and it made my wallpaper, toolbar, and cursor Rick Astley's face...It even played never give you up in the background and I couldn't close it...Had to reset my computer..
 
hit up thepiratebay.sx and search for a fairly recent movie. Look in the comments section of them and find one that gets people copyright letters in the mail. He'll get a nice email from either his ISP or the company that owns the movie saying he has violated copyright. It should at least freak him out a bit to get a threatening letter that could bankrupt him
 
or if there are any concerts of 'popular' artists coming up, make a post on craigslist saying you have 3 free tickets to the show, and to text the (his) number to claim them.

someone did this to a friend of mine the other day about Kanye/Kendrick tickets and he got about 100 texts in one night
 
If you get the chance to use his. Screen shot his normal screen.. Set it as wallpaper... Then get rid of everything including the tool bar.. It'll take him a while to figure out what's going on.
 
Or go on one of the websites that let you send email and it comes up as any email address.. Send shit from himself to himself.. Pretend your from the future and you have a warning for him
 
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Get a VNC (I think its called) and then you can control his mouse from your computer. not sure if it will work from a pc to a mac but worth a shot
 
Just learned about FarmersOnly.com today, even though recently discovering it's been around for more than six years... The commercial for FarmersOnly is HILARIOUS.

 
If doesn't know about them, send him a simple batch virus and when he clicks on it you can make it do pretty much whatever you want, open a shit load of different programs, websites, shut down his computer, delete his startup files, and even add a little message which could be funny. Thet're super easy to make or you can just copy and paste a code off the internet and save it as a .bat Just tell him its a game or something?
 
+k to all the good ideas above, the tutorial fro harmless virus seems a good idea, ill look into it
 
thanks those r great when im around his mac, the first one especially. would +k but already on 10
 
set his homepage to meatspin.com then change his settings to open up 100 browsers when he turns on his laptop
 
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