Help me get my beer back

[syrup.]

my dirtbag "friend" stole all the beer I was gonna use for my girlfriend's birthday party. the fucker took 8 24 packs of Wildcat. That's 192 beer. Anyway his name on here is Shredability and here's a link to his account, just spam the shit out of him.https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/135223 I'll do the IRL groundwork but I need the bro army of people good at spamming. /callout

 

[DirtYStylE]

That kid needs a swift punch to the jeans

 

[gapersarefriends]

1. go to friend's house

2. retrieve beer with baseball bat

3.???

4. profit

 

[Titus69]

I downvoted his karma :

rekt

 

[arnie_grape]

story please

how does someone you know make off with 8 twofours

 

[Big_Spence]

threads for story.

 

[S.J.W]

I just want to know. Who the fuck calls their kid Turnip? Like, do you have severe brain damage after one too many blowjobs to the brain? That's a worse name than Joop. And Joop was so far the worst name I had ever heard... Til Turnip.

 

[theabortionator]

Oh the problems of being

 

[Shredability]

1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

 

[Peter.]

1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

lol

 

[S.J.W]

1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

Lost all respect for you after I read "pop punk".

 

[GayWolf420]

1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

what are you doing hanging out with 35 year olds in the first place?

 

[deleted5]

what are you doing hanging out with 35 year olds in the first place?

For beer.....

 

[Crispy.]

A glorious troll between 2 members...calling it now.

 

[GayWolf420]

For beer.....

fuck, you're right. definitely no such things as fake IDs.

 

[veng_m]

1. That's my girlfriend

2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.

why is op one of two of your only friends that are guys

 

[theabortionator]

Oh the problems of being

under 21.

Apparently you can't use the less than or greater than sign because of the coding on this site.

oops.

 

[Shredability]

OP has a mullet

 

[syrup.]

why is op one of two of your only friends that are guys

Because he's a sleazy dirtbags who steals beer. Seriously man its fucked. Wildcat is a premium lager and I want that shit back. I went to his house but his dad just told me to go fuck myself and not to convert his family.

 

[Shredability]

Why is OP drinking Wildcat when he has a pro level sponsorship from Palm Bay? He just mentioned it's a premium quality lager, what if I link Palm Bay to this thread?

I didn't steal your shitty bear, stop chucking rocks at my window i'm trying to sleep.

 

[syrup.]

Why is OP drinking Wildcat when he has a pro level sponsorship from Palm Bay? He just mentioned it's a premium quality lager, what if I link Palm Bay to this thread?

I didn't steal your shitty bear, stop chucking rocks at my window i'm trying to sleep.

Dude not accusing you of stealing a bear. I'm accusing you of stealing multiple wildcats.

 

[deleted5]

fuck, you're right. definitely no such things as fake IDs.

I mean If you got a 35 year old frind why risk getting in trouble.

 

[TheHuggyBear]

This is so stupid, I remember when the fights used to be cool and not trolled in ns. Really sad stretch for attention boys.

Honestly I want to steal the beer from both of you and bang your girlfriend on her birthday. It's cool though you guys will be too busy fighting over wildcat to care

 

[.Hugo.]

You guys are fucking lame and this is a shitty "troll" thread.