Help me get back at a crazy girl and her boyfriend

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Brayzee

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Okay guys I want some suggestions. I recently walked in on a girl cheating on her boyfriend with a guy I know. The thing is I absolutely hate both her and her boyfriend. So I'm looking for some creative ways to expose her and make her look stupid for this and get back at her boyfriend for being a complete asshole to me. Anyone have any creative ways to do it?
 
give her nightquil then as she's sleeping pluck out each hair of her eyebrows individually and tape them to her upper lip
 
Gee what could go wrong? I like to get crazy people all up in my life with a boatload of drama too!

Did it ever occur to you that they deserve each other? Tell him nothing. Let him catch a disease and then be like "wait you didn't know? Everybody knew!" Haha
 
13229144:Huck_Norris said:
Gee what could go wrong? I like to get crazy people all up in my life with a boatload of drama too!

Did it ever occur to you that they deserve each other? Tell him nothing. Let him catch a disease and then be like "wait you didn't know? Everybody knew!" Haha
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this.

sometimes its best to sit back and watch people get whats coming to em.
 
fight out where she is with the other guy then invite the guy long with you and take him there. Film the look on his face when he sees
 
1. Acquire butchers knife

2. Acquire girl

3. Chop up (finely minced)

4. Put into chili

5. Bring chili to BF

6. Eat chili with BF (so he trusts you)

7. Look deep into BFs eyes

8. Make him eat more chili

9. Seduce BF with promise of more delicious chili

10. Date BF

11. Get him preggo

12. Start family

13. Build life together

14. When he's on his deathbed, whisper to him that his GF was in the chili

15. Smother him with a pillow

16. Sell your six children on silkroad.onion

17. Congrats! You just got them!
 
You sound like a complete bitch. She probably friendzoned you or something and now you're all butthurt
 
I never got why people always think they need to be involved - this shit will solve itself, not that their was a problem to begin with.

Its like if Iran and North Korea went to war, you would be the moron saying we need to bomb them both.
 
Make him chili mac that doesn't taste just right. He will spend his entire life trying to figure out what made the chili mac taste so odd. When really it was just your sperm
 
13229616:cobra_commander said:
I never got why people always think they need to be involved - this shit will solve itself, not that their was a problem to begin with.

Its like if Iran and North Korea went to war, you would be the moron saying we need to bomb them both.
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Murica
 
Take an upper decker in her toilet and leave a note saying her bf did it as revenge. She will call him and angrily confess while going nuts about having her toilet flush out shit water. He will be completely destroyed and have no idea why she is angry. No one will ever suspect that you were the elusive upper-decker vigilante.
 
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