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skiunit101

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okay so here is the deal. My ski resort DMR is doing a poetry contest and who ever has the best poem wins. sounds really gay right? well my mountain is a total rip off and i dont want to pay 400$ for a pass up there. the theme is "deck the hills". im in my english and we are doing gay ass poetry and i completly suck at it and need help with this. if you guys can give me some ideas on what i should do that would be awesome!

dont forget MAD KARMA
 
haha yea poetry sucks but i was good at it when i did it

so i'm thinkn you talk about everything thats wrong with the mountain and what you truly enjoy about the mountain and end it with a quote from rage against the machines
 
Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I am part of a fucking, sick crew.

We shred it up, all day long.

Often afterwords, we'll play some beer pong.

I love my mountain,

I hope it stays a gaper-free fountain,

There's pillows of snow

There aint shit to mow.

But thats what we like,

No dirt in sight.

I'll try and try with all our might

To win this poetic contest

For, without a pass, i'll be quite depressed.

Durango Mountain Resort,

You are the best.

I sure as hell would attest.

Bam mother fucker.

I mean its terrible but I am really bored.
 
well you dont have to use deck the hills..

you can pretty much say what ever you want..idk i guess they just needed a theme
 
Low Pants

Fat Stance

Fat Skis

Cork 3's

Its short but thats all i got right now ill try and think of some more later.
 
There once was a deck on a hillAttached to a run-down old millThe mill soon fell downAnd crashed into townKilling a young man named Bill.
Limericks are the quickest way to anyones heart.
 
Sounds like some 3oh!3 lyrics right thur.

And to that other bastard that says -karma for saying ++karam... I hate you. Stop posting on peoples threads being a douche. I mean I know you are trying to be cute, but you're kind of a dick. Oh wait, not kind of.
 
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