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Stinkyprimo

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I need to make a dating profile for school tomorrow. Helllp i dunno where to start. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

 
Hi, I'm *insert name here*, I like poetry, sunsets, and long walks on the beach. I save kittens, spen time with old people, and I have a 9 inch penis.

Hope that helps bro...

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
ya, but with a ____ on hte dick size part

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
use the word warm, it really works.

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'

Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
 
Yo stinky, long time no see.

Anyways, something like 'I'm smoove, I'm sexy, I like walks on the beach and sharing a pinacolada with your mom', stuff like that can't go wrong. Otherwise message me and I'll translate something into Timmish for ya, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
Just hit on your teacher...

Unless it's a HE of course

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
what if he is gay? u probably arent though

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'

-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'

-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
 
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