Help!! Big Ass Spider

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whegrodamus.

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Yeah it sounds pretty wussy but hear my story n help:

Just wanna say i was retarded...

So i went to go take a shower, i see a spider on the wall in my shower, It's too high to smash for me, so i get my shower head, turn it on and spray him down to the drain, spray him into the drain. Almost going to go in, but i remember that spider webs are waterproof, the drain is dark and so was the spider.

I know i shoulda smashed the shit out of him when he got lower but i didnt, but now the choice is:

Take a shower + hope the hot water and soap keeps him down the drain, or waot for him to come back up hopefully + then smash the shit out of him.

Please help by commenting on what to do, either one of the 2 choices i described, or make one up urself

^Please try to keep it realistic and try not too stupid on ur retarded/witty responses
 
Seeing a spider-sucks

Looking away for a second and then NOT seeing the spider- WORST FEELING EVER

Thought of the day.

Best of luck chap.
 
take a piss down the drain, proving your alpha dominance via urinating on his home is the universal intra-species way of saying fuck you.
 
When I was like 8 I was in my room one night with the light on and then a whole shit ton I mean fucking shit ton of little spiders came out of the celling light fixture. Scariest thing dealing with spiders i have ever witnessed. So what do I do, I grab a book and start smashing the little fuckers.

/claim
 
seriously. just browsing NS, see spider crawling on wall. look down to find something to kill it with, look up, spider gone
 
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Resolution: I went back to the shower, washed drain some more as i hold the handle of the shower door, look around while doing, see the spider coming to my hand! Shake door, spider falls to ground, rush to get tp as it starts its way to muh foot

race against time n i win, muthafucka is smashed and in the trash, shower time
 
If that happens to me before going to bed, it takes me just a litttttle bit longer to fall asleep knowing Mr. Spider is lurking somewhere...
 
wussy....

above post: THEY ARE ALWAYS LURKING. THERE ARE PROBABLY AT LEAST FIVE SPIDERS IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.

On topic, I once drowned a wolf spider in my sink, only to see it had laid eggs after I drained the sink in a last ditch effort to continue its species I guess? Anyways, there were 20+ mini wolf spiders running around my sink and bathroom an hour after I killed the big one.
 
Try this

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spin the top that you carry in your pocket to see if you are dreaming, if you are dreaming then just take the shower because even if the spider bites you and kills you then you will just wake up. if the top falls over and you aren't dreaming then take the shower because all the water from your shower will wash it down the drain.

 
The same thing happened to me but it was only a few years ago so I was about 14 and i was flipping shit because I hate spiders, No clue where they came from haha
 
but you trained the raptor, so therefore you are in control of the radioactive super raptor spider, unless of course the superpowers overwhelm the small brain of your raptor, brainwash the raptor, or allow the raptor to succumb to the evil mind control of the radioactive super spider, because then youre fucked and you should probably find a new continent to live on, assuming the super raptor cant fly with its newfound powers, because then youre double fucked

yeah that was one big sentence
 
NO! I'm fucking serious. There is a Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown give Snoopy beets and he throws them over the fence to the cat next door. The cat then throws the beets back super fast knocking Snoopy off his dog house and Snoopy comments:

"I suppose he must like lasagna or something like that more than beets"
 
I was going to post a picture of the creepiest spider I could find but I thought that might not be appreciated by most people in this thread.
Instead I shall post this picture of a not so scary spider.
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well if it fit down the drain it can't be THAT big.. unless of course you're bathing in a sink... i like the first comment
 
pour bleach and listerine down the drain.

if you really hate spiders, pour some lighter fluid down there and drop a lit match and see what happens
 
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