Having sex

[kepler.]

haha congrats? i recently told a girl she was the worst kisser i've ever met. that didn't roll too well with her

 

[skodeo7]

Truer words have never been spoken! I think Bishop needs an invite to LM21+

 

[Nicholas.]

hahaha same here, well...i didnt tell her i told her best friend...my ex hahahaha. so many guys agree with me that shes awful i feel bad for her.

 

[bitchassphatz]

i did that too. buit it was more like i started cracking up in the middle of maing out with her. i thought she was playing around.....not smoothe at all.

 

[C-Burg]

Cartman says it

 

[papasteeze]

you know you are good when your girls' girlfriends consistently hit on you.

 

[Nicholas.]

haha yeah the girl im talking about was like licking my teeth and her tounge was like way out of her mouth as if she was kissing her lips. i was like hmmm we kiss differently...so i thought our styles didnt match then i asked a few other guys that had kissed her and they all agreed haha.

 

[Drail]

i also made out with a lesbian this summer (well, not full-full on - she hadn't been with a guy for 5 years though) and she was impressed on my kissing skills... she kept hating on me for only being 22 before, but that shut her up.

 

[bitchassphatz]

i lost my V to a girl that was on her way to lesbian. she said i was on her list before she went over. that was refreshing, and i killed it that night. fucked her for something like 6 hours (taking 3 breaks to smoke some bowls). that was such a good night. then when she left i walked over to my friends and they were all up at 5 wasted and just said and basked in the glory. i've never felt more like a man than that night. one is comparible when i had a 3 some with me girl and her friend but that just felt pimp.

 

[Tex.]

haha, this coming from a guy with an icon that has blue balls...

just messin, i dont even know the guy.

 

[bitchassphatz]

you gotta claim on ns....show the boys how to live like men.

 

[bitchassphatz]

true gentlemen went out when womens rights came in.

no, i agree with you. but do the the girls log on ns.com....no, so no harm done.

 

[PilleDaKid]

I hope i get more pussy when i get older.

 

[bitchassphatz]

you will, it gets really really easy in college. all you have to do is show up and catch em at the end of the night.

 

[PilleDaKid]

yay

 

[Nicholas.]

hahahahah, i feel so bad for my brother...all the girls think hes a really attractive kid and hes got good game but he hasn't gotten laid in 5 months cause his best buddy and supposed "wing man" is the biggest cock blocker ever...haha hes a really nice guy but even if my bros gonna get laid he instinctively blocks even if he knows the girl wont get with him. hahaha.

 

[Josh_Jibz]

desperate desperate ppl. how bout u find yourself a g/f willing to give you sex wheneva u want...?

 

[PilleDaKid]

I wouldnt want a girlfriend just for pussy...if I had a girlfriend I would want to actually like her.

 

[t-roy]

they said you were good? come onnn. that's what i was told when i was in kindgarten foo.

 

[Peter.]

true that

 

[unchyll]

wow stud muffin over here, that usualy happens when you take a girls virginity

 

[Josh_Jibz]

true true u do have to like her, obviously but you'd have to get to the pussy aswell

 

[Rbamf]

This guy gets all the ladies...

hahahahaha

 

[jimmychung]

claimer

 

[Sno.]

i once told a guy he got me off three times. i just wanted to increase his self esteem.

 

[sHrEdAgE]

hav u ever noticed either there is 3 threads about sex or 3 threads about weed in here, i think there is some sort of patern

 

[Sno.]

yeah its starting to look like LM

 

[jimmychung]

hahahah ouch.

i guess it's the thought that counts.

 

[ktollefson_1080]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Well, a month or so late getting to this...but I'm on it!

 

[pbandj]

it sucks when the first 8 inches are consensual and they get pissy about the last 3

 

[Sno.]

bahahahha

 

[kyle_w]

i think the best time was when the kid actually posted the milf video. i was so pumped for that

 

[DrStrangelove]

yap

i thought i hated it at first...it's awesome, makes chicks go wacko

 

[Sno.]

i think the best time is when he nailed his teacher

 

[ktollefson_1080]

hes a legend

 

[*DrewT*]

That's not what my mom said

 

[KLovelace]

damn... what a ..... hawt-y. that is just sad stuff.

 

[pbandj]

sure

 

[SHastatahoe]

girls will always say that, or they have to me.

 

[jacqui-la-fripui]

Pooooooooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeddddddd