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FLGators0621

FLGators0621

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have you ever done anything stupid? silly? unbelievable? if so share. dont worry we're laughing with you not at you!

Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!
 
I saw a guy dressed as santa walking down the street today and called him a poser.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
^ HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE.........

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
I took a shit in a public wave pool when I was little

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'This is not an option nigga. If you don't smoke this, we have a problem'



CCR/DFP represent.

- Happy Hollidays -
 
'Have you ever...' reminds me of an old Wyclef Jean song I think... goes 'Have you ever heard the sound of a four four, at your door. You got guns, I got guns, meet me at the corner store.' It's called Street Jeopardy. Good stuff.

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'This is not an option nigga. If you don't smoke this, we have a problem'



CCR/DFP represent.

- Happy Hollidays -
 
i went up to a group of black people and dropped the N bomb

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
ive done a ton. the best one though, was prolly when i was about 14. i was at a bond fire, and i wanted to break a log that was burnt most of the way through. my plan was to plul a rock from the fire ring, and use it as a fulcrum. well, the rock had its own little fire under it, and was close to exploding from the heat. i picked it up, and had 3rd degree burns ALL over my left hand. and i was like a mile away from any kinda cold water. it REALLY sucked.

i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6

ECS headwear, hit me up!
 
^ Hahah, shit man that sucks.

Kind of reminds me of the times me and my good buddy used to put gasoline in a supersoaker and squirt the bonfires we'd have in his backyard. Thankfully nothing bad came of that, EXCEPT for one time when the top of the gasoline jug caught fire and to save ourselves from blowing up, this dude kicked it accross the yard like a soccerball, making a pretty neat trail of fire. (though it sucked because my friends entire backyard was just in flames) His parents weren't happy.

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'This is not an option nigga. If you don't smoke this, we have a problem'



CCR/DFP represent.

- Happy Hollidays -
 
Yeah, supersoaker flamethrowers were pretty sketch. Another fun, yet extremely dangerous thing I used to do was to make tennis ball bombs and put fuses on them, then serve them at people with a racquet. One time we were doing this and the bomb blew right as I hit it with the racquet, it shattered the frame. 160 dollars gone right there...

NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

Scratch174, thank you.
 
Last week thursday me and my buddies all went out and got ripped. Then we played a game of drunk scavenger hunt. On the list of objects was a road barricade(the wooden ones with a blinking light on top) Well, we got one and as we were trying to be sneaky and get it home we got busted. It was pretty awsome, the cop was super cool and just told us to put it back. In hindsight it was really dumb and we could gotten deep shit.

 
I shit my pants at a broadway play when I was 10, just so I didn't have to sit through it

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
I peed on a blind person and told them it was raining...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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