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alpentalik

alpentalik

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Have you ever taken a shit sitting backwards on the toilet? It's pretty fun, something new and exciting. Plus you can use the tank thing as a magazine stand...but don't let dad catch you.

''...hot lava coming out of my ass.''
 
ahaha, alpentalik, iv never tried that, but here is another good thing to try, u should, eat pees while going pee

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
dude, it's called a 'Reverse Mudslide' you do it on someone elses toilet and let it sit there, shut the doors and windows and turn the heaters on so it melts and stinks the whole place out. Good times.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
Yeah dude, I've tried it... have you ever tried taking a shit without having your ass touch the toilet seat... it's hard on your quads but it gets you in shape for skiing... kinda fun too.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
EVEN BETTER.... topshelve

you take a shit in the top part where all the pumps and pipes are and you put the lid back on and the whole house will eventually smell like ass and the people will never know where the smell is coming from. people do it at like parties and shit. its absolutly disgusting cause it sits there for like a week and then when they actaully find it its like all the way down there. its so nasty, never done it just heard some ridiculously funny stories about it.

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something seriously wrong with all of you - why oh why stradle a toilet?

and on that topic, i had a friend who would take shits in the wierdest places (climb a tree than take a shit, shit in a bag than throw it on the road, shit in the grabage, etc...) he smelt funny.

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
something seriously wrong with all of you - why oh why stradle a toilet?

and on that topic, i had a friend who would take shits in the wierdest places (climb a tree than take a shit, shit in a bag than throw it on the road, shit in the grabage, etc...) he smelt funny.

Darryl Hunt

'We don't believe in McDonalds, we are against everything McDonalds does... ..We go to Burger King.' Fat Mike
 
my friend shit in the middle of the road one time, but e decided that it was a bad place for a big pile of shit to lay. he got toilet paper and moved it to sombdy's porch and then trew some against the window....good days

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_
 
My friends like taking shits in weird places, off of bridges, in the water in a lake, off a dock... its kinda weird but very very funny.

' he called the shit poo!!! '

 
It's more just gross than funny. I shit in a toilet, yah, that's pretty funny too.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*I love Matty Enns*

#Cut the Jibba Jabba fool! Start skiing!#
 
My first day of highschool, i walked into the bathroom and i saw some kid shitting in the urnal

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
Awesome, am I ever excited to climb a tree and take a shit

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-Dan

''Condoms are for pirates! Condoms are for pirates!''

 
Imagine taking a couple of shits in a bucket and then throwing the out the window of a skyscrapper onto the sidewalk below... that would be the best

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
I have a friend who climbed into a tree and shit into a creek and watched it float away, that was good stuff. side note, he can touch his tongue to his ear, wierd kid

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
dude one time my friends younger brother pissed on another friend, good shit. also remember in burger time when tufflemire and mercon and other skiers were throwing the shit at each other?

Dan Maguire

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Hmmm... extreme shitting?

'Our society places a supreme value on control, on hiding what you feel. It mocks primitive culture and prides itself on the suppression of natural instincts and impulses.' - Jim Morrison

 


Althought he doesn't come online much anymore..

a guy named confused_boarder once broke into my middle school at night, and took a shit on my teachers desk...

it was the funniest,/ most hardcore statment I experence in my younger days.

it was so fucken rad

i mean just imagen how the teacher must have felt, when he knew somebody hated him that much to do something that fucken sick

'I'm still Ugly'
 
At the restaurant I used to work at these kids ran into the bathroom and just made a mess w/ toilet paper and stuff, so we propped the door open a garbage can so they could go in their and clean it up. So they finished cleaning it up. One side note: from where we make food, you can see the men's bathroom door and if it was open you could see someone wizzin in the urinal. So anyway, this autistic kid who usually eats there got up to use the bathroom and didn't shut the door, so we were all thinking.... oh god just please shut the door, starts to drop his pants to the floor... doesn't close the door, approaches the urinal, doesn't close the door, does a 180 and starts shitting in the urinal... in plane view of us, and any customers who decided to turn around, while he was crapping he was also picking at his ass, we totally lost it and eventually the disturbance caused his mom to come up close the door and clean it up. The next day he ate during morning shift there w/ his mom, and once again, shit in the urinal, but with the door closed... wahahahahaha

 
wow that funny as hell... i never did that but i did use to shit facing backwards when i was little, i have no idea why eather HAHAHA

in the words of my house:

Your not AKL... SO FUCK YOU!

 
Ive always wonderd why taking a big crap and announcing the fact that the toilet is now blocked is funny.

But we used to play a really fucked up game at uni.

SPEED POOING

start outside the toilet

mate shouts GO open door,give birth,wipe,flush,wash and then tun back out in the shortest possible time.

The house record was 16 seconds.

 
also have you ever done a ghost?

where you have a crap, feel it leave your body but cos its falls in a certain way it goes all the way past the u bend by its self.

you then check down the bowl and there's nothing.

and you wipe you ass and there's nothing.

and you then wonder if you actually had a crap in the first place.

Spooky

 
Hey dude, theres actually a name for that, but i can't remember, but i do remember the hammock, you put a bit of toilet paper across the toilet and put the seat down then take a shit on it, and then put the cover thingy down and people come along and open it up and the shits chilling there in a hammock, and it's like 'fuck off man, i was sleeping in my hammock!'

and the dude feels embarrased.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
an alternate term for the 'topshelf' is the Upper Tanker. wonderful to do in places you are unfamiliar with. we used to upper tank frat parties and steal the taps off of the kegs to get the 40$ deposits. the best part is, the water going into the toilet when you flush comes from the place you crapped, so its brown and smelly, but just the water. the hammock sounds great!

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Yeah switchin it up is wicked...is soooo exciting...it almost more comfy too!

Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew

Ill urban jibs is what we do

People barf, when we throw down

Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
 
i'm told the ghost means you need to eat more fruit. on a side note while reading this thread i coudn't breath, my brother was in a ball on the floor unable to breath as well.

me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'

kid 'yeah'

me 'DIRTY HELL!'

kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
 
this is some good shit

man, I went into change at my school, and went to wash my hands, and there was this guy, (trevor) like 250 lbs sitting on the sink shitting and crying....one of the oddest moments of my life.....but 2 nights ago, we got hammed and ran around a graveyard and lay on graves and jumped on a 10 foot gravestone that broke and fell on my buddy, giving him 2 marks on his neck that look exaclty like vampire bites..kinda eerie. then we bought subway and climbed a water tower and puffed a stiffy.

i used to stand on the seat while i shitted so i didn't have to have ass contact with public toilets..but now i think it's kinda kinky, cause whenever Im in public, I sneak into girls washrooms to download... bring on the warm seats!

anyone ever piss sitting down cause they're too latand up? it's awesome.

im gonna make this a thread. sorry for those that have to read it twice

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
 
i meant to say, 'anyone ever piss sitting down cause they're too lazy to stand up?'

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven't been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!
 
this is yet another way of making pooing fun, and it has the top shelf affect. okay at a hotel when the maids are cleaning multiple rooms, run inot one with a bucket of ice or two. and throw em in the toilet then take a massive shit on top. they can't flush till the ice melts which is usually a couple of hours. And people usually come inot the room at noon and the room cleaning is at like 10. there ya go. a stinky room for your new neighbours. its funny. also a good gag fill a garbage can with water. prop it against the hotel door. knock and run to a safe hiding place and listen for the door to open and water rushing into the room. this got us almost kicked out of the loui reial in winipeg. funny shit.

 
one time i was at this place in colorado and it was a public restroom and there was shit on the door handle. some people are very bored out there in the summer.

Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
 
where in colorado? man, There was nothin to do there.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!

'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'

..'My mom played footsie with me..'
 
i was in the crested butte area and the west elks hiking in the backcountry and rafting and shit.

Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations.
 
sweet, I was white water raftin for three days in the grand canyon and It hooked up to the Little Colorado river...it was turquoise blue

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!

'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'

..'My mom played footsie with me..'
 
my bad....

skid marks smell

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!

'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'

..'My mom played footsie with me..'
 
hahahaha, best thread ever. one of my friends once took a shit on somkeone door step, casue we couldnt find dog shit to do the burning bag trick. he also shit on the ground and wiped it on a minivan

hahahahhaa.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
this thread will never die....anytime you have a good bathroom joke/prank, come post it on here

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
by the way, pissing on the tp and/or seat of a public shitter is just fucking wrong!!!!you bastatrds will slowly cook over medium high flames that sear your skin, but not kill you!!!!be warned....

 
that's a good idea, thanks....i think that's why most places have the plastic cover over the tp though

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
you must have to take your pants off then right?...inoder to take a backwards shit. i'll tell what i hate about public toilets is that little part of the rim that is exposed in the front where the toilet seat splits. the reason i hate it is because its always gross and once in a while if i'm not paying attention my dong will touch it and then i have to worry that i caught 50 stds for the next few weeks...

 
yeah, i hate that shit too...like when you've gotta wipe, so you scoot forward a little and boom, you feel a little coldness, and yep, your dick youched that yuck spot.

''I know theres blunts in canada.'' - Ben Larsen

''I got girls with accents and I don't mean Hyundais.''

 
hey skipimp... why would you break gravestones?

thats retarded. go to hell.

and yeah... im done.

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I mean, come on people.

You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.

 
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