Have you ever had sex in a room with somebody else in it?

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Sokiem

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I feel bad for my roommate sometimes...

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
yes many times

(tom)
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Dear Mitch-
If you are holding this letter you already know, the house has been boarded up.The windows, the doors, everything. We're at the Comfort Inn, room 112. I love you.
-Frank
 
yeah, i used to hang a sheet between our beds and he'd get mad and turn on the tv real loud

'man i tried shaving my balls....worst thing ever! i jsut ended up with a hairy sac with cuts all over it. worst thing i've ever done'-bitchassphatz

and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me

free ipod shuffles rule!

 
yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

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just ski.
 
yeah... the bitch i was banging

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''im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.''

Someone put that entire post in their sig... I cracked up.

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I don't think I ever could bang a chick with other people watching. unless she was famous and I was showing off.

-Pat
 
bahahahhha^ can i watch ?

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
nope, but i would be nice to have a group of cheerleaders to cheer you on...........and covered in warm chocolate........with whip cream.....i think i found my new fantasy

 
my suitemate is a whole 2 feet through a wall, thats the closest.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
in his defense, he's usually in there sleeping already when i bring the girls in.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
ha^

jd, your wish is my command.

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Just ski.

dynastarconcept
yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.

 
No, but I've been the ''guy'' who had to listen to my roommate have sex. Like all-night-so-I-couldn't-get-any-sleep sex. Plus I had to piss like a race horse and in order to get to the bathroom I would have to walk past his bed. Plus, the worst part was she was on the rag and when I finally did get to sleep, I woke up to find both of them gone. So I finally got up to go piss and walked past his bed, and to my disgust, I saw the bloody stains. PLUS!....I know he went down on her too...nasty....

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
Not in the same room but we were all down in the basement and there was 6 of us. I got the bathroom, another friend of mine got the floor underneath the ping pong table and other friend was on the couch. Good times.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
i've gotten bj's with someone in the same room. Also got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front. I know my roomate hears me when i bang my gf though, my bed bangs on the wall. it makes me nervous for some reason, maybe cause my roomate is a girl.

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
Sokiem, do you really need to start a thread on your latest sex experience? I sure as hell dont give a fuck what u do, or what nasty hoes u sleep with. Pleez just end these types of threads.

I hope someday u are the one who is trying to sleep while someone is getting some mad ass.

SITZEN
 
if you have lived in dorms in college you most likely have, or you were one of the few that only had to be the other guy in the room

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Gotta Love the Midwest

I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
 
little bitter concept?

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
actually I agree with him. It seems like every thread you make has something to do with sex and you always seem to make sure everyone know's you're fully active. Nobody's bitter, it just seems like you're doing a lot of talking.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
 
you mean because i had two sex threads this week? Sorry, i usually just tend to post about what i'm doing or interested in. The threesome thread was brought on by my...well...threesome. This one was brought on by my roomate complaining. If you look i also made a thread about the superbowl, about partying, about getting women to clean my room, etc.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
dont feel bad for the roommate......

that's the nature of life.

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Being out there skiing every day, good or bad, just playing around with friends, with no contests or filming- that is the real spirit of skiing for me. that is why i started skiing, and if i lose those moments that is what will make me stop skiing.
 
here you go JD, that was soooo frickin hilarious...

-Patty

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Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

 
finger banged a girl with my friend in the room, and god damn i will never hear the end of it

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ladies man cult WHAT
 
MY girl wanted to stay the night, while her roomate and her boyfriend were in hte room too. It was weird and I left. Couldn't imagine having sex with other around

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
^^she was looking for an orgy experience

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
ohh god someone search for my story... 'great bangin in the bum story' hahaha this totally relates

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Who do you love?
 
I have a form of narcolepsy so I usually have a close friend behind me when I'm having sex so when I randomly fall asleep, my friend can just keep moving me back and foward. I don't want the ladies to think I'm a dead fish in bed.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
^wow, thats kind of wierd

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!

 
i want to hear lateralis' commment on this thread.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'
-big_white_hucker

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
haha skiierman that was good. ill do it for you if you let me deck her after. or before, preferably after though.

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just ski.
 
Stereotype males? Why?

'just tend to post about what i'm doing or interested in. The threesome thread was brought on by my...well...threesome. This one was brought on by my roomate complaining. If you look i also made a thread about the superbowl, about partying, about getting women to clean my room, etc. '

Sokiem

Superbowl, partying, getting women to clean your room.... Class.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
crazed, i've read that exact story about 100 times before, doubtful it actually happened to your brother.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
dynastarconcept, you can if you wan't. Why would I care? I'll be in dreamland filled with pink elves that shit purple fairy dust.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
right now, i have a feeling of completeness that oddly enough, ive never felt before. thank you.

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just ski.
 
NO! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE YOU GUYS!

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
yeah, once, it was really weird though, i felt uncomfortable at first, but everyone was pretty drunk so it made it a little better. We would've went in my friend's parents bedroom but it was already occupied. So we kinda did it in the back corner of the hallway.

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Making skiing preppy again since 1999.
 
Both me and my girlfriend have singles this year. Fuckin hot. But if I was ever put in that situation, I wouldn't do that with someone in the room...if my roomate did it, I would just not watch and pretend I was asleep or something. But that wouldn't happen very often. After all, it IS college though...

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
I happen to agree with lanemeyers on this one.

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i want to stand in the middle of one of my old highschools hall ways with my big puffy snow pants and skis durring when classes change.' - Misty7
 
i wouldnt be able to fuck my chick while someone else is in the room. i get wierded out when im boning her and i see my dog beside my bed just staring so then i start to think about what shes thinking and i lose my erection

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
i don't like hearing or smelling sex. that is just gross and wrong. and it would feel very awkward to have sonmeone watching. just ew

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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

 
sex for me is only to be done behind closed doors

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
A few years ago, I banged this chick in the floor of the Omni Hotel at about 8 am after a crazy drunken, drug frenzied night, with about 8-10 other people passed out in the room. It was fun.

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hahaha, thats just evil. i felt bad enough when my x used to suck me off in the back of her moms car when her mom would be driving. it was sweet.

[/i][/b]payce.

- Harvιε

I skι therefore I aм

 
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