that baby idea is gold, but you should cut the fake baby open and put an open ketchup bottle in it so when you fall on the baby it looks like the baby is bleeding cause the ketchup will squirt out!
wait a minute wtf did i just type?
Bart, a woman is more like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one.
-Mr. Homer J. Simpson