Have to write my senior graduation speech

sstricky

sstricky

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alright guys... so I am my senior class president and I graduate in 2 days. I have to give a speech because im the class president. its only like 4-5 minutes long so i dont have much time to talk but still a good amount of time to say really anything i want...

So NS, you have any good ridiculous ideas that I can talk about? Without being too ridiculous because it is in front of a lot of people
 
talk about how afterbang has made you a better student and person though increased concentration and that everybody should do it.
 
Try and talk about stuff that only the students would know and the parents/faculty might not understand. I always enjoyed that stuff
 
You all have great futures ahead of you! Just kidding LOL, like 60% of you won't be successful and will end up living in a trailer addicted to meth.
 
when you say this, it is absolutely necessary to say LOL as a word and not individual letters
 
write about how much you all changed over the years. talk about the summer coming up and how you plan to spend it, like a final hurrah, get all touchy and feely and shit.

 
best way to start it with a promised laugh:

"someone once told me a good speech is like a mini-skirt. long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to keep it interesting."

instant ear catcher
 
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the teachers are pussies. And the principal is an asshole. Pussies don't

like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck

assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may

think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that

can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks

is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes

a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of

shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an

inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy,

crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole,

we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
 
hey man my best friend did his 2 weeks ago andit was one of the best speeches ive ever heard. he used bands and songs from the 90's to talk about our journey from elementary school to graduation day.
ex. we may have lost ourselves in the moment when we only had one chance to blow but blink 182 told us to cherish all the small things. Oasis told us they could buy us a new life, but we really only believed it because eddie vedder made us think we could be a better man. sure we may have followed stp into a wicked garden but i geuss everybody had to try sex and candy one time or another. I may have never practiced santeria or never had a crystal ball but my fat lip and my ego filled machineheard sure made life easy freshman year....

i made that up on the top of my head so its really not to incredibly hard and you can always you "i hope you had the time of your life" at the end of your speech. it wasan epic speech so there is a good one to try, best of luck bro.
 
hey man my best friend did his 2 weeks ago andit was one of the best speeches ive ever heard. he used bands and songs from the 90's to talk about our journey from elementary school to graduation day.
ex. we may have lost ourselves in the moment when we only had one chance to blow but blink 182 told us to cherish all the small things. Oasis told us they could buy us a new life, but we really only believed it because eddie vedder made us think we could be a better man. sure we may have followed stp into a wicked garden but i geuss everybody had to try sex and candy one time or another. I may have never practiced santeria or never had a crystal ball but my fat lip and my ego filled machineheard sure made life easy freshman year....

i made that up on the top of my head so its really not to incredibly hard and you can always you "i hope you had the time of your life" at the end of your speech. it wasan epic speech so there is a good one to try, best of luck bro.
 
i had to write one for grade 8 graduation a while back. I mostly talked about how it took hard work and determination to get to the point we were at, and that in order to persevere you need to apply yourself and aim to achieve best of self, shit like that.
 
bring a boom box with some techno and just fistpump for the 4-5 minutes.

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get her to come help^
 
As we move on into the future, you will find that this is no longer a joint effort. You will be on your own to blaze a new trail. I’ll be blunt, you are going to take some big hits but don’t panic, just roll with the punches, take a deep breath, hold it in and let it out slowly. Life is not going to bowl you over. I know this class and I know that you will rise to the occasion and soar above the clouds, because you guys are all hungry for success. Right now, the future might look a little hazy, but don’t stress about it, just relax and enjoy the trip.
 
I'm my high school's valedictorian and I graduated Tuesday. My advice is to take a list with things you want to say and just talk to the people in the room. You don't need to shout or say anything dramatic, everyone's listening anyway. Just go up there, talk for a couple minutes and be real, son; be real real.
Also it helps to be funny.
 
Im not going to lie- you should get your peers rallied for life with a rousing battle speech- honestly , i would just copy and paste a speech from some war movie
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in all seriousness though my favorite speech of all time is this

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There are 3 rules for sucsessful public speaking:

be seen,

be heard,

be done,

this is happining on a Saturday, these kids are supposed to be out parting not listning to you talk.

"Class of 2010, well done. You guys have worked hard, some of you earned this, most of you didn't. Good luck."

And your done and gone.
 
just use songs that kids think they can relate to, to make their lives feel more special than they really are. you know that bs like, best time of our lives, forever young, fork in the road... isn't that what everyone does anyways? or just tell them the truth that half will end up in college, and the other half will end up having a baby, either going to community college or working a dead-end job till they die.
 
My brother graduated this year. One of the kids that spoke was a total pot head, but is ridiculously smart. Hes going to MIT...but for his speech, he based everything around Metallica lyrics and Fresh Prince of Belair lines. It was....breathtaking.
 
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