happy victoria day!

thanks homey, as for you^, it's a crazy Canadian holiday where everyone drinks and gets naked in the streets (ok the second part isn't true but I'm drinking!)

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
...and I'm going to try and get my girlfriend drunk enough that she flashes everyone from my balcony so my vision of how Victoria Day should be will come true, it'll be like our Mardi-Gras!

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
^oh my god, why isant it mardi gras already? thats the greatest idea ever, im going to make this happen!

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
yeaa canada

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
wow...canada...wow

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
Well live it up Canadians..I might have a few in your honor if thats ok with you

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
do it up man, we love it when people drink in our honor!

'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
 
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