Halloween Pickups

T-Bell

T-Bell

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yes halloween is over, but we can still start preparing for next year by thinking up pickup lines for girls or guys. subtle or not so subtle they can be pretty good.

"I see you're dressed as a mummy.... I'd love to raid your tomb"

"I see you're dressed as a pirate... how about we go below deck and you can walk the plank?"

if you think as any funny ones, post em, they can get pretty good
 
Damn imagine if someone gave out pickups for Halloween. That would be so fucking awesome. Damn I want a truck.
 
ya obviously, but what? christmas pickup lines? the only one could be

"I see your dressed as Santa, I'd like to slide down your chimney" or somethin like that
 
I was a mexican and every girl cop i saw i said

"im an illegal immigrant, arrest me."

Needless to say it never worked.
 
Hahaha

And a hahaha to the illegal immigrants thing. Wish you could quote two things at once.
 
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