Haha Read this

SRskierSFS · Apr 30, 2006

rossiscratch04 · Apr 30, 2006

hahahahaha

skimrg · Apr 30, 2006

yea. too lazy to read it

rossiscratch04 · Apr 30, 2006

its horrible though, kidnapping a 5 year old kid

timmi · Apr 30, 2006

is that real?

TylerS · Apr 30, 2006

theybought him gummybears at the store? wow

sniper_6 · Apr 30, 2006

do any of you really think that is real? i cant tell, its internet, sarcasm is not easily detected.

MacMahoooon · Apr 30, 2006

your obviously not familiar with The Onion

Corkster · Apr 30, 2006

if it is real the kid was treated fairly well. Gummi bears, juice boxes

ThaLorax · Apr 30, 2006

How could anything with a vegtable in it's name be real? It's The Onion for cryin' out loud.

*BeAsT* · Apr 30, 2006

this was the best part, the only part that made me laugh.

"the boy estimated his own worth at "$100 million bazillion."

japanada · Apr 30, 2006

i love the onion, we get it at my college, always good for a laugh or two

ski_cartel · May 1, 2006

yea man is the Onion, its not real, just funny