Haha kid burns cock when trying to copy american pie

reminds me of the story about hte guy who got his cock stuck in the jet of a hottub

okayplayer. giving you true notes since 1987

 
wtf is wrong with you? you've got some sick fetish about hurting cocks, don't you

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
thats kinda funny, yet stupid as hell

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
your just mad because you can't kick me in the balls, pshyco

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
i no a kid that got his dick stuck in a snapple bottle

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
this reminds me of that thread about the guy who got castrated by the lobster. i wonder who posted that....... o wait it was YOU.

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
what would be even more embarassing is your sick cock pain fetish going public

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
thats from out cold

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

-Ross

 
must have had a small penis

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
thats a pritty small hole....and im never letting u near my penis

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Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
Who would write shagging and pecker in a newspaper? eh?

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
ahahahah what a retard......cruz got his ding dong stuck in his zipper...his mom told me about that one haha

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

BOGART!!
 
STOP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
do you guys know how many people hurt themselves so much by cleaning their nut sack with listerine.

alot.

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
aaa too bad that is super fake. I write for a school newspaper and our articles sound more professional than that. Bullshit. And skier_Jules, if you ever want any small Asain pee-pee..........

.........................look me up, baby.

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a british newspaper, thats who. Crazy europeans. But, it might be fake considering they released his name and that seems pretty doubtfull for a 17 year old, maybe it was his friends playing a prank on him.

 
^exactly my thoughts when i read his name. It has to be fake, the wording and language is complete bullshit. Notice how it just has a headline, and not even a name of the "hospital supervisor" or w/e it said, but they released the name of the kid. I call bullshit

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
not being a well written article has nothing to do with the information being real or not.

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
i would think thats fake, funny, but fake. news people arent alowed to say pecker, thats slang.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
who gits there cock stick in a cd hole? i guess you need a pretty thick cock for it to get stuck.

 
that would suck, cuz it would have to be small to get it in there, then it would get hard and it would hurt

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
I heard about a chick who stuck a wine bottle in her snatch, and it created such a strong suction that it got stuck. She tried pulling on it, but it hurt to bad (those body parts are pretty sensitive) Apparently it she had to go to the emergency room to have someone break the bottle to release the suction. DERRRRRF!

We gonna whack it til the wheels fall off.

 
why didnt she just break it at home, smack against a wall or something

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

any one who does that deserves it.

~wtf bra, its not a joke are u tryin to start somitnhg, ill hang u with my snowblade strap jerk!~

-linesnowblades
 
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